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Spooky Sentient Lesbian Candy Corn Butt Buffett
- Narrated by: Georgia Bird
- Length: 21 mins
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Publisher's summary
Sarah and her wife Alice love Halloween and all things spooky, but their friends are not quite as excited about this upcoming season. After a series of canceled plans, the lesbian couple are feeling frustrated, but when they meet their new neighbors, they immediately find the perfect double date in the form of these beautiful sentient candy corns.
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This erotic tale is 4,100 words of sizzling human on lesbian candy action and hardcore sentient food love.