Klutz: Phoenix Down

But Did You Die?, Book 1

By: Sedona Ashe

Narrated by: Bridget Bordeaux, Jake Bordeaux

After I rescued these jerks from a plane crash, you’d think they’d be nicer to me.

I die, like all the time. My track record of hilarious, freak-accidental deaths would be impressive if it weren’t so embarrassing.

And when I come back, I’m naked. Every. Dang. Time.

After my plane was sabotaged and crashed into the jungle, I rescued five male survivors from the wreckage.

I could have let them die, but no, I decided to pull their stupid carcasses from the wreckage. I’m immortal, not a monster.

Yes, they’re hot; now is not the time to do something about that.

The five sexy jaguar-shifters are on a mission to locate someone, a rare phoenix-shifter. Phoenix, the legendary creature, reborn every time it dies. Wait…

…Could they be looking for me?

It doesn’t matter since they walked away and left me to die in the Amazon rainforest. A place full of interesting new ways for a klutz like me to die. Surviving the jungle is harsh, but it’s nothing compared to how they have treated me.

And the worst part?

It turns out these bullies are my fated mates. Yep, I must be cursed.

I can’t wait to escape the jungle and leave these guys behind, but another part of me is begging to love them...

Was the Amazon always this hot?

But Did You Die is a comedy-filled, bully (first book only) paranormal-romance series that includes shifters, a mysterious underground society, and incredibly clumsy Phoenix. Follow Amaryllis as she discovers who she is and "collects" her soulmates along the way! This novel is the first in a new series that is packed with humor, adventure, and passionate scenes to entice and thrill you!

The series will have a happy ending...it will just take a little while to get there!

©2021 Sedona Ashe (P)2022 Sedona Ashe

hilarious phoenix x jaguar shifter rh romance

a think my new favorite microtrope is fmcs who cannot die, but constantly do & in the most absurd ways. i giggled throughout the klutzy antics of amaryillis in the rainforest and her internal monologue. in equal parts raged towards her mated shadow pack, bc they are BIG dumb. i do love when the mmcs are mean externally but internally miserable bc they dont think they have a choice to be anything but an alphahole. cant wait for imp and amaryllis to break them down lol

jake and bridget bordeaux were delicious narrators and as always i love their work!!

tropes: clumsy fmc, reverse harem, fated mates, phoenix x jaguars shifters, unique shifter types, paranormal romance
vibes: adventurous funny lighthearted fast-paced
Plot- or character-driven? A mix
Strong character development? No
Loveable characters? It's complicated
Diverse cast of characters? Yes
Flaws of characters a main focus? It's complicated

Content Warnings
Graphic: Death, Sexual content, Injury/Injury detail
Moderate: Bullying, Kidnapping, Gaslighting, Abandonment
Minor: Gun violence, Violence, Murder

Excellent Story

This one has my emotions all over the place and my mind about the guys changing every 5 seconds. This is my first Sedona Ashe book and my next one will be by her too. I’m off to get book #2.

Worth listening to more than once

Amaryllis was the child of a couple who died in a plane crash. After being strong armed by her employer to go on vacation that plane was sabotaged and went down in a South American rainforest. Amaryllis helped the only surviving passengers to get out of the wreckage. The other survivors are 5 gorgeous shifters who were sent to find her and get her to safety. Things just keep getting worse.

The. suspense

I liked the entire book. different and unusual. I highly recommend the story line to those who
like the unusual.

so good

I loved all the books I couldn't stop listening. I laughed and blushes while listening at work. loved the people reading it out loud. looking forward to books by this author..just enough laughs and sexual content to you interested in the story line. Thank you for your book.