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The White Pube

By: Gabrielle and Zarina
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  • Reviews and essays on art, games, books, food, theme parks, whatever. Sometimes weird stories! Zarina Muhammad and Gabrielle de la Puente take turns spilling their guts and trying to right the art world's wrongs. You can find transcriptions on https://thewhitepube.co.uk
    Gabrielle and Zarina
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Episodes
  • Caterpillar Memories
    Apr 28 2024

    This week's text is a story about a woman called Jane who wants to unlock her inner creative potential, through a boozy painting workshop.

    read the text version here: thewhitepube.co.uk/caterpillar-memories

    & thank you, as always, to our friends on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! If you'd like to support our work/writing, pls go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠our support page ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠for more info about how you can do that :)

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    29 mins
  • I went on a residency in France
    Apr 21 2024

    I've secretly been in France trying out a new residency at a place called The Mill. You can find the written version of this text on our website where there are also beautiful pictures I took because I am the world's greatest photographer enjoy, and as always, pre-order our book POOR ARTISTS if you want! it's coming out October 3rd so if you do it now you'll forget and then a lovely present will come through the door and you'll be like wow I'm so nice to myself

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    32 mins
  • SHOW PONY
    Apr 14 2024

    a super quick text about an exhibition! SHOW PONY, a group show at Islington Arts Factory, curated by Kelly Wu.


    read the text here: thewhitepube.com/show-pony

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    12 mins

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" my God...I should just read books!"

Baudelaire says that a critic does more harm praising something he does not really like than by writing an ignorant bad review. In the introduction to "The Story of O" the writer of that introduction says a critic should never be afraid to make a fool of himself. I will demonstrate why both of these principles are true by ignoring them and then I write my review of the review of "Tell me I'm Worthless" because the reviewer, this White Pube person sounds sexy in her quiet, bright, and menacing anger. Run-on sentence! Edgar Allen Poe had the sad and humorous weakness of never giving a bad review to a beautiful woman whom he had the least chance of meeting in person. The print record does not lie. Even though Baudelaire admired Poe...I'm going to read "Tell Me I'm Worthless" for all the crazy-wrong reasons and I am horrible person. -Richard Allen White-Austin TX...USA

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