It's 420 somewhere! We needed a bit of a smoke break on today's shift so we decided to give our Degrassholes a little rundown of some of our favorite storylines that involve Jake Martin's favorite pastime, smoking weed.

Along the way, we ask some burning questions such as,

• With all the opportunities Clare had to get stoned (and if there was ever a character that needed to, it was Clare Edwards), why didn't she?
• Was Eli's marijuana fueled short film LIFE really that bad?
• How does Emma manage to make everything so cringe?
• And most importantly, who do we want in our dream Degrassi blunt rotations (because it'd be redundant to talk about our nightmare rotations when Clare, Ashley, and Emma exist...)?

So enjoy some of the Devil's Lettuce, don a pair of rollerblades, and remember, you should absolutely not trust our knowledge of Canadian law. Ever.

xoxo,

Stephan, Morgan, Natasha, Nina, and Perino

Happy Friday and Ramadan Mubarak, Degrassholes! We're taking a little lunch break here at The Dot (even though two of your hosts were fasting during the recording and thus there are several mentions of tacos and pizza throughout the episode, bear with us please...) to bring you a new surprise minisode! To celebrate the new musical Mean Girls movie released earlier this year, we're talking favorite Queen Bees of Degrassi! Because who doesn't want an excuse to talk about our favorite instances of bad bitch behavior?

What makes someone a "Queen Bee" à la Regina George? And who in Degrassi: TNG/Next Class lore is the ultimate one? Is it Paige Michalchuk because of her ability to destroy someone, their family, and their ancestors with a devastating one liner? Holly J. Sinclair because she's not only the meanest in the room but also the smartest (and most likely to be more successful than you'll ever be)? Or is it our dark horse, Zoe Rivas, who has the uncanny ability to manage to be something so many people desperately long to achieve in the age of social media - the main character of EVERYONE'S lives even after getting fired from a tv show...? Listen to find out who we choose!

And don't worry, we don't forget to talk about each of our Degrassi Queens' sidekicks, the Gretchen Wieners' and Karen Smiths of Degrassi Community School. Never forget your backup singers. They're there to make you look better.

Finally, we discuss the "failed Queen Bees" of Degrassi, who are cringeworthy at best and the reason the show was canceled at worst (Frankie Hollingsworth, we're looking at you).

So, grab a taco, a slice of pizza, and pour one out for Angie "Big Ange" Jeremiah, who just may be the meanest of them all...

xoxo,

Stephan, Morgan, Natasha, Nina, and Perino

Well, hello there, Degrassholes! We are back with Season 3 of the podcast covering - what else? - Season 3 of Degrassi: The Next Generation. But if you’ve been with us for a while you know there’s an “unfortunately” coming. Unfortunately, Season 3 starts with an Emma-centric two-parter titled “Father Figure”. Don’t look at us, it was a choice on the writers and producers to start one of the best TNG (if not THE best) seasons with this stinker.

But you know what? We made it through! As in, we recorded this (a year ago) and finally edited it (last night). So let’s get to it:

Spike is about to give birth to another baby, which is quite surprising because after spawning Emma, one would think the great nation of Canada would unanimously and resolutely ban this woman from ever procreating again. Alas, they didn’t. But the changing family dynamic has Emma asking questions about her biological father that Spike and Snake aren’t ready to answer…

Our B-plot (which is somehow stretched over the course of two episodes) involves Paige needing a new locker and Spinner being the person who has to secure that for her because…reasons. Really, that’s it.

Along the way, we stumble our way through this episode and discuss things way more important than the subject matter of this episode such as:

-Skipping school and surviving college

-Craig impressively tiptoeing around the minefield that is a conversation that involves both Ashley AND Emma

-Speaking of toes, the directorial choice to pan to Spike’s feet as she gives birth (why tho)

-And, of course, what would Reba McEntire wear if she were to attend a Ramones concert? Watch this episode and find out!

So grab a half-priced app at Applebee’s, a “spike”d drink (you see what we did there?) and remember, NEVER wear a toe ring but ALWAYS wear a condom.

xoxo,

Stephan, Morgan, Natasha, Nina, and Perino