Young folk at church obsessed with their devices, and leaving their magnetically-sealed Kamoflage Kidz NKJV Lil' Warrior Study Bible closed all week? New from Rudy and TJ's recording studio side-project: TJ's Rap 'n' Rhyme Rhymin' Bible Time, a fresh way to connect digital natives to the civilizing power of Bible knowledge in a format they will love.

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Look up! It's a How Many Four Horsemen emergency pod from our heroes, as they wrestle with the world-ending possibilities of the new special military op in the Middle East. Rudy dives into history - or whatever history can be had during the WiFi outage at the camp - to piece together a new thoroughly-Christian theory of the "justice" of "war" in this day and age.

In Turnt or Burnt, Kristi Noem has been kicked upstairs following an illustrious tenure in DHS, CostCo has begun to offer family-sized family planning services, and a quadruple amputee cornhole champion has been accused of 1st degree murder.

Holy Ghosted features call-in / tweet-in requests to have prayers originally rejected by God given a second hearing by Rudy and TJ. This time, teleportation powers have not been granted by the Almighty, nor have prayers for protection of free speech outside these Fruited Plains been answered, nor has healing from the Trump Doctor-Christ AI image been given (yet).

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You deserve a break; so let Rudy and TJ take you on a sensorally stimulating walk through a 2 Timothy 4:3 version of ASMR. Your jangled nerves may never be the same again.

In Turnt or Burnt, your gracious and pugnacious hosts discuss the spiritual angles of the Louvre heist, the apostacy of Marjorie Taylor Greene, the late-arriving imitation of their Praisebots in mainstream Christian Contemporary Music, the Batman-inspired social changes visible on the subway, and the elimination of the activities of the DOGE group in the federal government.

How Many Four Horsemen features our heroes diving into the spiritual and apocalyptic signicance of the Qatari military presence in Idaho, corrections to their earlier discussion of the canonization of Carlo Acutis, and the stench of California's Democrat plants (Ginkgo trees, specifically).

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