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The Crystal Screw

Poached Parody: The Lizard Fifth, Volume 4

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The Crystal Screw

By: P.C. Hatter, Stacy Bender
Narrated by: James Scott Spaid
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Monitor lizard, Horace Avraham, has always steered his best friend and boss in the right direction. Only this time, the pit bull is ignoring his advice.

Victor Lenox is a cheerfully corrupt ward-heeler who aspires to something better: the daughter of Senator Jared Wilson Vale, the heiress to a dynasty of political purebred Dalmatians. Does he want her badly enough to commit murder? And if Lenox is innocent, which of his dozens of enemies is doing an awfully good job of framing him?

Can Avraham solve the puzzle in time, or will the next stop be the gas chamber?

©2022 Stacy Bender (P)2022 Stacy Bender Animals Crime Fiction Genre Fiction Hard-Boiled Mystery Noir
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The lizard goes to great lengths to wade through
lies and partial truths to get to the bottom of a nasty situation. He takes a licking and still hangs in there to the end. You have to admire his tenacity. I enjoyed the journey. I voluntarily listened to a free copy of this and am giving an honest review. The narrator did a great job bringing it to life.

politics and corruption

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