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Can You Don't?

By: Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
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  • Can You Don't? is a weekly, comedic podcast where Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt delve into the depths of the Internet in order to retrieve the best and worst examples of humanity, while openly mocking themselves along the way for being complete idiots.
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  • Can You Don't? | Earthquake. Flamethrower. Bus. Vegetation.

    Can You Don't? | Earthquake. Flamethrower. Bus. Vegetation.
    May 1 2024

    There's a lot of situations one wouldn't want to be in when an earthquake randomly hits... but being in the middle of getting a vasectomy seems pretty high up that list. Let's talk about that, listening to people orgasm for science, low qualifications for being put in charge of potentially saving people's lives, lying about being pregnant in order to save a relationship, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!


    *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***


    New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST


    Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/cEgmIf7BHXk


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    Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen


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    1 hr and 23 mins
  • Can You Don't? | Ladder. Toes. Free Chicken. Nips.

    Can You Don't? | Ladder. Toes. Free Chicken. Nips.
    Apr 24 2024

    What did the guy who got his dong chopped off by his wife get for his birthday?! He was given an appointment to get all his toes chopped off too! HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA! Let's talk about that, blowing your load in a birdhouse per your partner's request, passing out while washing your pants in the sink, Joe going on a HOT AIR BALLOON RIDE, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!


    *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***


    New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST


    Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/Rp_Luuk8UB4


    Send in segment content: heyguys@canyoudontpodcast.com

    Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com

    Merch Inquires: store@canyoudontpodcast.com


    FB: http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcast

    IG: http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcast

    YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt


    Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com

    Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen


    Fan Mail:

    Can You Don't?

    PO Box 1062

    Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816


    Hugs and Tugs.

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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    1 hr and 33 mins
  • Can You Don't? | Loop. Pom Pom. Yes. Wrong Address.

    Can You Don't? | Loop. Pom Pom. Yes. Wrong Address.
    Apr 17 2024

    Bryan pooped in his bed. I know you are all extremely shocked to hear this news. Let's talk about that, almost breaking into the wrong house, grinding up and smoking human bones in order to get high, bringing a hat pom pom to the vet because you thought it was a dying animal, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!


    *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***


    New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST


    Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/83oBrhYNHrU


    Send in segment content: heyguys@canyoudontpodcast.com

    Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com

    Merch Inquires: store@canyoudontpodcast.com


    FB: http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcast

    IG: http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcast

    YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt


    Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com

    Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen


    Fan Mail:

    Can You Don't?

    PO Box 1062

    Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816


    Hugs and Tugs.

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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    1 hr and 30 mins
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laughing equivalent to "ugly crying" at work

every time a new episode is released i make myself wait to listen until i go to work. i work nights for a remodel crew and we work in Wal-Mart's so i end up listening through my ear buds and laughing so hard I'm crying, with the occasional drool- poor customers walking by likely think I'm having a seizure lol! keep up the awesome, you two!
your favorite music journalist,
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super funny

Keep up the funny Joe and Bryan. Looking forward to more. As a former dummy, solid 3/5.

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Joe and Bwyan are hilarious

I can’t tell you how many times I listen and relisten to this show. Joe and Bwyan are so funny!! Love the show so much!

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Poor replacement for IWD

Personal drama of the Bad Magic team aside, CYD just isn't funny. BF and I would teeter back and forth between TS, STD, and IWD, the latter being his favorite while STD was and still is mine (Anabelle all the way!!). While we were sad when Dan left IWD to concentrate on his other podcasts (and we still listen to all things Bad Magic), we were excited when a new podcast was born. However, CYD are just two guys, neither relevant or comical in their stories and unfortunately just plain stupid. Dumb things you can learn from, but stupid rarely gets any better. BF and I will re-listen to old IWD (and new TS, STD) episodes, but will leave CYD far behind. Good luck to CYD, but this isn't Barney n Fred, that's for sure.

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terrible reproduction of "is we dumb"

Listened to the first 5 episodes, of what should have replaced "is we dumb". Turns out Dan, who left the old show, had all the talent. This new show sucks.

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You certainly are dumb

How about you just don't. Joe, gargle my balls. It's clear who the talent was. Bryan needs to get as far away from that self sabotaging dipsh!t as possible.

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