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Kidnapped By Wizards

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  • Summary

  • Join us on Kidnapped By Wizards, a hilarious and entertaining podcast featuring three mischievous friends from the north of England. After being abducted by a trio of eccentric wizards, they're forced to record episodes for their captors. Tune in to hear them share their wit, wisdom, and outrageous antics as they navigate their strange new reality and bring a smile to your face. From laughs to tears and everything in between, this is a podcast you won't want to miss.
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Episodes
  • Comrade Elmo
    Jun 26 2023

    This week the rage runs like a bloody river as the boys put Jim Henson's beloved Muppets on blast for their various (alleged) crimes, The Beef unveils some traumatic swimming baths memories and Stu unveils his secret passion for UFO hunting… kind of.

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    1 hr and 16 mins
  • The Champagne of Podcasts?
    Jun 9 2023

    Welcome to another episode of Kidnap by Wizards, where we continue to bring you the most bizarre and entertaining topics straight from the Wizards Tower! This week, we kick things off with a hilarious discussion about our experiences in Semington Karelman's workplace. From ladders and snakes to a magical cock-ring with motorbike handlebars, there's never a dull moment in this strange world we inhabit. Remember to check out our website for some exclusive merchandise related to these wild topics!


    Listen as we reminisce on the graphic and traumatic educational videos we had to endure in our younger days. From horrifying electrocutions to accidents involving heavy machinery, these videos left a lasting impact on us. We also dive into the world of gaming daddies and music challenges, debating who would be the ultimate daddy in the video game world. With contenders like Arthur Morgan, Kratos, Joel from The Last of Us, and Solid Snake, it's a tough decision to make.


    Finally, join us as we explore the peculiar world of dragon cum and its effects on humans. From its viscosity to its nutrient-rich content, we examine the taste, chemical composition, and the amount of cum produced by dragons. This conversation is certainly not for the faint of heart! So, sit back, relax, and enjoy another wild ride with us here at Kidnap by Wizards.


    (0:00:00) - Kidnap by Wizards Podcast Introduction

    Karelman and employees learn to use ladders, decode snakes, use magical cock-ring, and be careful crossing the road.


    (0:06:17) - Graphic Workplace Safety Videos

    We discuss graphic and traumatic videos, shoe people, and their impact on society.


    (0:10:15) - Gaming Daddies and Music Challenges

    Steven Mulher's Buttwins world, gaming podcast days, and who's the best daddy in video games discussed.


    (0:19:42) - Toilet Etiquette and Champagne of Things

    We explore the strange and humorous moments in public spaces, the Dev Hour, Minstrone, and the "champagnes" of cheese and biscuits.


    (0:27:35) - Random Conversations on Various Topics

    We discuss German words, tea making, Cumbuddly Brasington Banister, Mississippi Lake admirer, Bugs Bunny, gaming consoles and cartoon characters.


    (0:41:03) - Die Hard Recasting and Beverage Preferences

    We debate Die Hard, discuss champagne vs. soft drinks and lemonade, and recall gaming podcast days.


    (0:55:45) - Dragon Cum and Its Effects

    Nature's dragon cum, its taste, chemical composition, and amount produced are explored.


    (1:03:11) - Podcast Promotion and Humor

    We rate our listeners, explore Shot Select, discuss public space moments and Ryan Dick Pic rating.


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    1 hr and 4 mins
  • BuchGucker Trial
    May 22 2023

    In this episode the boys have some hot new concepts to keep British daytime TV relevant, we discuss the best way to tease a ketchup bottle, the dirty secrets of tennis and attempt to recast a movie from ages ago with modern actors. Give it a listen, it's so current affairs! Also Stu drops a massive fart.


    (0:00:17) - Pre-Salted Chips and Daddy's Sauce

    We discuss pre-salted chips, the wizards tower, Tarbyshire Town of Bakewell, pre-ketchup, and wanking off chips.


    (0:06:18) - Random Tangents and Pop Culture References

    Nila's return, Wizard Tower architect, mysterious red jumper, phylactery of the scrote discussed.


    (0:15:18) - Gooking, Grapefruits, and Reality TV

    We discussed Mr Blobby, 'Who's Gonna Grapefruit, Marry or Kill' challenge, 'Bloody Bottle of Cum' and 'Bush Took a Trial' challenge, and the future of the show.


    (0:20:41) - Naked Attraction and Other Grim Shows

    We discuss a strange American show, 'Naked Attraction', 'Castle of Illusion', and how Mickey and Donald must have got groped a lot in the world of illusion.


    (0:26:52) - Unpopular Opinions and Quirky Colleagues

    We debate Nintendo games, Microsoft-Zenimax, gaming industry innovation, and reminisce about Blanket Cunt.


    (0:36:10) - Cryptids and Random Topics

    We uncover mysteries of tennis, explore a cryptid from Mississippi lake, and imagine a crocodile in a top hat playing poker.


    (0:50:06) - Recasting Movie Characters

    We debate creative monster-killing, Predator casting, Terminator and Ghostbusters recasting, and Nintendo vs. EU.


    (0:59:51) - Marvel and Predator Mashup Casting Ideas

    We discuss Marvel/Predator casting, Native American representation, and South American lady/Blaine Motherfucker.


    (1:06:24) - Movie and AI Discussions

    We debate AI technology, Nintendo's releases, Microsoft/Zenimax, tennis, monster-taming, and Marvel/Predator casting.

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    1 hr and 8 mins

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