Nobody Wants Your Sh*t

The Art of Decluttering Before You Die

By: Messie Condo

Narrated by: Hillary Huber

Inspired by The Gentle Art of Swedish Death Cleaning, this book will light a fire under your untidy ass with humor and helpful organizing tips that you’ll actually want to use. Like a delightfully foul-mouthed best friend, this book dishes out the funny, unpretentious advice you need to hear most.

You’ll discover how to deal with your sh*t like there’s no tomorrow, live in the moment without the f*cking mess, and make your life and your eventual death a hell of a lot easier. With this witty guide, you’ll learn how to:

• ditch the d*mn indecision
• get your sh*t together and feel fantastic
• give your busy family a f*cking break
• and more!

Whether you’re getting ready to move in, move on, or just move your ass, Nobody Wants Your Sh*t will help you take control of your f*cking life.

©2023 Messie Condo (P)2023 Dreamscape Media

Laughing all the way….

Entertainment included. We all have an expiration date - some may know it’s sooner vs later (hand raised). Regardless-EVERYONE should prepare. The older, weaker, more physically challenged we become (naturally or unplanned), the elements of frustration and self kicks in the a$$ increase.
My only child is a death investigator. Our conversations have no sugar coatings. Most won’t have THAT advantage in the beginning. Be receptive and request the same of those you’ll share these preparations with.
Most people truly do NOT want (most of) your stuff. Don’t be offended. Thank them for being honest.
Most importantly-GET YOUR LEGAL MATTERS DONE FIRST!!!
My daughter says it is a HUGE HELP for the family when the deceased has already taken care of the legal matters.
Next level is about all of our “sheeeeeet”. This audiobook is phenomenal. I’ve been treating it like a favorite song I play on repeat. HIGHLY RECOMMEND!!

Decluttering with Sass and Laughs

I enjoyed how each chapter breaks it down into a way I have clarity. I love having stuff, but space sounds great too. I have been listening while letting go of stuff I don't need.

Annoying Narrator and Nonstop Swearing

Let me preface this by stating that I’m not a prude.
While the content of this audiobook was helpful and to the point, I couldn’t get past the narrator’s annoying voice and constant F bombs.
I was unable to finish listening.
To each his own, I suppose.

The kick in the pants that was needed

Straight forward and to the point, got me motivated to actually do something about the clutter!!!

Hilarious and straight to the point

There is no micing words about how to deal with your life long accumulation of stuff in this audiobook.
It is truthful, straight to the point, but done so in a humorous way. If you don't like swearing this death cleaning book is NOT for you.
I found myself nodding along and feeling as if she were talking straight to me. I'll be going BACK through several closets after embracing the realistic philosophy of this book.