Nobody Wants Your Sh*t

The Art of Decluttering Before You Die

By: Messie Condo

Narrated by: Hillary Huber

Inspired by The Gentle Art of Swedish Death Cleaning, this book will light a fire under your untidy ass with humor and helpful organizing tips that you’ll actually want to use. Like a delightfully foul-mouthed best friend, this book dishes out the funny, unpretentious advice you need to hear most.

You’ll discover how to deal with your sh*t like there’s no tomorrow, live in the moment without the f*cking mess, and make your life and your eventual death a hell of a lot easier. With this witty guide, you’ll learn how to:

• ditch the d*mn indecision
• get your sh*t together and feel fantastic
• give your busy family a f*cking break
• and more!

Whether you’re getting ready to move in, move on, or just move your ass, Nobody Wants Your Sh*t will help you take control of your f*cking life.

©2023 Messie Condo (P)2023 Dreamscape Media

Loved this! Didn't want it to end!

Loved this! The candidness was spot on and helpful! Had to buy her other book the minute I was finished with this one! The candid humor was uplifting and motivating !!!

Very helpful

Loved the book but not the swearing. There is a LOT of swearing. Otherwise the book is really helpful.

Good ideas, just too much swearing

I have no problem with cuss words, when they serve a purpose. But when it's every other sentence it's a little excessive. Many people in your audience are elderly and maybe won't be able to stomach the swearing. I was planning on gifting this book to my mother, but she won't listen to it with all of the foul language. Maybe a censored edition?

Stuff not important... people and memories are.

Amazing. I filled 3 boxes of items to donate just while listening. Love how all aspects of cluttering is covered.

To the point

Get rid of stuff! Feel better about your space and live your best life. This is a morale boost and cheerleading audio book. You can do it!