Huyyyyyyyaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhheeeeeehhhhhh theeeuhhhhh guiiiillllddcaaaaaaaast

Grab your fuckin' spice bags boys, we're heading back to Arrakis. Ali, Dan, Marlowe and Ollie dive deep into the sands of Dune: Part Two, with as much knowledge and intellect as a baby sand worm that's been extracted for all it's worth (yes).

Paul and mummy are back for more in Part Two of the Frank Herbert epic, with Dennis Villeneuve adding all the spice. How many silver bald people will there be in this next chapter? Shitloads apparently. Including the king of rock himself.

Also I fancy Florence Pugh so much. That french bond girl isn't bad either...

Oh you poor poor things... was that supposed to be directed at me? If so, yes, I was deeply disturbed by the first half of this film. Join Ali, Ollie and Marlowe as they dissect (get it?) the mind-bendingly obscure film that is Poor Things.

Thankfully our mental age is just slightly higher than that which Emma Stone's character has, though our ramblings are just as incomprehensible.

Grab your bath towels, we're all sliding into the tub for a tongue sliding, blood licking, glass shattering episode of Guildcast about the aussie-irish-psycho filled "how-dunnit" cult film that is - Saltburn.

The boys (Ali, Olie, Dan & Marlowe) are back after a few months hiatus, did you miss us? No? Nah, me neither.