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Berner Phone

Berner Phone

By: Hannah Berner and Des Bishop
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The Berner Phone hotline is open! Comedian Des Bishop and special guests are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and being hilariously inspired by our dialer's contributions. Keep an eye out on Des's Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it's pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions Des and his comedian friends are dialed in. Dial in to the Berner Phone Hotline (917) 512-1758 or WhatsApp +1 (646) 423-7020 for the international dialersHannah Berner Performing Arts
Episodes
  • Things You Used To Judge People For

    Things You Used To Judge People For
    Aug 3 2026

    Today Des reacts to things you used to judge people for but don't anymore, like being a Karen, children crying in public, and counting a pregnancy in weeks.

    Call (917) 512-1758 to leave us a voicemail!

    International Dialers can leave us a voice memo on WhatsApp: +1 (646) 423-7020

    FOLLOW DES:

    Tickets: https://punchup.live/desbishop

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/desbishop

    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/desbishop

    X: https://x.com/desbishop

    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Desbishopcomedy

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@desbishop5

    FOLLOW NICOLE: https://www.instagram.com/nicoleclyons/

    Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/

    Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com
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    1 hr and 7 mins
  • Mispronounced Words

    Mispronounced Words
    Jul 27 2026

    This week, Des reacts to the Dialers' least favorite mispronounced words. We'll do another one of these episodes in the future - call in and comment below with more words!

    Call (917) 512-1758 to leave us a voicemail!

    International Dialers can leave us a voice memo on WhatsApp: +1 (646) 423-7020

    FOLLOW DES:

    Tickets: https://punchup.live/desbishop

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/desbishop

    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/desbishop

    X: https://x.com/desbishop

    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Desbishopcomedy

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@desbishop5

    FOLLOW NICOLE: https://www.instagram.com/nicoleclyons/

    Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/

    Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com
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    1 hr and 3 mins
  • Things Your Teenage Self Would Be Embarrassed By

    Things Your Teenage Self Would Be Embarrassed By
    Jul 20 2026

    What do you do today that you think your teenage self would be embarrassed by? A few Dialers offer birdwatching, wearing granny panties, and gardening. Let us know in the comments what your teenage self would be embarrassed by!

    Call (917) 512-1758 to leave us a voicemail!

    International Dialers can leave us a voice memo on WhatsApp: +1 (646) 423-7020

    FOLLOW DES:

    Tickets: https://punchup.live/desbishop

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/desbishop

    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/desbishop

    X: https://x.com/desbishop

    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Desbishopcomedy

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@desbishop5

    FOLLOW NICOLE: https://www.instagram.com/nicoleclyons/

    Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/

    Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com
    Show more Show less
    45 mins
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