Mr. Brett insists it's better to discuss things directly, but Elena is much better at this lesson than Lena.

So while Elena protects her borscht from a forest monster and doesn't settle even for 10 out of 10, Lena circles around her own home, looking for hints from the German handsome, and hopes that a ticket home will save her from talking.

And they both put on their smartwatches and measure their heartbeat rate. Seems everything's alright: Elena gets her 200 out of ten and Lena... well... she'll be fine too as long as you keep your forks off her cheeseniki. 

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We are raising 2,500 euros to fund the production of this show. So if you want to support us, please follow our Patreon – Fucking English.

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Meet our team:

• Host and storyteller Lena Volkova, the co-founder of podcast studio Hatch up. That's me!

• Host Elena, the co-founder of Visible Sports that helps people connect with healthy lifestyle anywhere in the world

• Brett Hoven, English teacher and narrator

• Producer and editor Sasha Volkova 

• Composer Ksenia Kazantseva. She created our incredible jingle!

• Illustrator Antonia Lev. She made the cover for the podcast

• Sound Supervisor Mikhail Vasilev (MV7)

This time around, our characters' relationship goes even further — and Mr. Brett finally calls clit and penises by their proper names, and also tells you how to stop what you don't like or to suggest practices that will drive you crazy. And it's no longer just about English grammar, it's about ethics. And that's why sex-ed blogger Maria @Chesnok0va joined Fucking English this time — to make sure everything we discuss is ethical and useful.

And the hostesses, as always, put theoretical advice into practice. Elena goes to a secret meeting in her professor's bedroom, and Lena goes to a theater studio to learn how to read minds. Elena communicates mostly in interjections, but still uses words once — to save her clit from being erased. And Lena marks her secret dreams in the margins of a book and tries to avoid peekaboo game.

Join Maria Chestnokova on Instagram and on Telegram

AI-Based Learning Platform Didactist is here

And here is the occasionaly mentioned project OMG.Yes  

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We are raising 2,500 euros to fund the production of this show. So if you want to support us, please follow our Patreon – Fucking English.

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Meet our team:

• Host and storyteller Lena Volkova, the co-founder of podcast studio Hatch up. That's me!

• Host Elena, the co-founder of Visible Sports that helps people connect with healthy lifestyle anywhere in the world

• Brett Hoven, English teacher and narrator

• Producer and editor Sasha Volkova 

• Composer Ksenia Kazantseva. She created our incredible jingle!

• Illustrator Antonia Lev. She made the cover for the podcast

• Sound Supervisor Mikhail Vasilev (MV7)

Our fictional characters are already ready for a third date if you know what I mean. And Mr. Brett helps them find the right words: not to be too pushy and move smoothly from romance to sex. Mr. Brett even tells you how to get your mood back if your neighbors or aliens got in your way. As a result, on the sixth episode of the podcast about sex, sex finally happens! Can you believe that?

And as always Elena and Lena tell their personal stories. This episode turned out to be very musical: kuni-jingle and dick-song sound in it. 

Elena does her research on lesbian sex in patriarchal Russia, hiding from parental supervision. It took her six month to apply what she had discovered on practice with her gf. And Lena had to wait even longer – 15 years to end up having sex in a forest with a wild elf.

But in this episode, everyone gets what they want sooner or later.

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We are raising 2,500 euros to fund the production of this show. So if you want to support us, please follow our Patreon – Fucking English.

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Meet our team:

• Host and storyteller Lena Volkova, the co-founder of podcast studio Hatch up. That's me!

• Host Elena, the co-founder of Visible Sports that helps people connect with healthy lifestyle anywhere in the world

• Brett Hoven, English teacher and narrator

• Producer and editor Sasha Volkova 

• Composer Ksenia Kazantseva. She created our incredible jingle!

• Illustrator Antonia Lev. She made the cover for the podcast

• Sound Supervisor Mikhail Vasilev (MV7)