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Chuck Tingle
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A heatwave in Southern California is bad news, and when Amanda’s air conditioning unit breaks down, things quickly go from bad to worse. It’ll take a full day to repair, sending Amanda on a desperate mission to keep cool.
Unfortunately, when Amanda arrives at her apartment building’s central pool, the people swimming there make her feel distinctly self-conscious. Everyone at the pool is achingly cool, too hip to be splashing around and having fun. It’s so uncomfortable that Amanda leaves without going in, but she does happen to catch the eye of Riley, the sentient pool itself.
Over the course of the day, the friendship between these two begins to blossom, and Amanda starts discovering just how refreshing being yourself can get.
This no-sex tale of friendship between a swimmer and sentient pool that remains platonic because they’re just good friends encourages you to appreciate your own uniqueness and the importance of having fun.
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Twenty-eight-year-old Brooklyn Campbell is having a bad day. A speeding ticket, a towed car, and a broken heel are all working against her laid-back vibe. To top it all off, her birth mother, whom she's never met, has requested contact. The only bright spot is an impromptu date with a beautiful and mysterious brunette. Jessica Lennox is what you would call a high-powered executive. She's the head of a multimillion-dollar advertising firm in New York City, and it didn't happen by accident.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Lesbian version of Mad Men!!
- By Anonymous User on 01-22-15
By: Melissa Brayden
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The Imaginary Corpse
- By: Tyler Hayes
- Narrated by: James Fouhey
- Length: 11 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 35
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 31
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 31
Tippy the triceratops was once a little girl's imaginary friend, a dinosaur detective who could help her make sense of the world. But when her father died, Tippy fell into the Stillreal, the underbelly of the Imagination, where discarded ideas go when they're too real to disappear. Now, he passes time doing detective work for other unwanted ideas - until Tippy runs into The Man in the Coat, a nightmare monster who can do the impossible: kill an idea permanently. Now Tippy must overcome his own trauma and solve the case, before there's nothing left but imaginary corpses.
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5 out of 5 stars
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One of my favorite books of 2024!
- By Anonymous User on 10-19-24
By: Tyler Hayes
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The Cat Who Saved Books
- A Novel
- By: Sosuke Natsukawa
- Narrated by: Kevin Shen
- Length: 5 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 363
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 309
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 307
Bookish high school student Rintaro Natsuki is about to close the secondhand bookstore he inherited from his beloved bookworm grandfather. Then, a talking cat appears with an unusual request. The feline asks for — or rather, demands — the teenager’s help in saving books with him. The world is full of lonely books left unread and unloved, and the cat and Rintaro must liberate them from their neglectful owners.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Transports you to fantastical realities…
- By Anonymous User on 01-16-22
By: Sosuke Natsukawa
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Love Your Life
- By: Sophie Kinsella
- Narrated by: Fiona Hardingham
- Length: 11 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 956
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 843
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Story4 out of 5 stars 842
Ava thinks love should be found in the real world, not on apps that filter men by height, job, or astrological sign. She believes in feelings, not algorithms. So after a recent breakup and dating app debacle, she decides to put love on hold and escapes to a remote writers' retreat in coastal Italy. At the retreat, she's not allowed to use her real name or reveal any personal information. When the neighboring martial arts retreat is canceled and a few of its attendees join their small writing community, Ava, now going by "Aria", meets "Dutch", a man who seems too good to be true.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Coming from a huge fan, this one is a miss
- By Anonymous User on 11-06-20
By: Sophie Kinsella
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Forty Signs of Rain
- Science in the Capital, Book 1
- By: Kim Stanley Robinson
- Narrated by: Peter Ganim, Kim Stanley Robinson
- Length: 12 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 258
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Performance3.5 out of 5 stars 192
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Story4 out of 5 stars 192
The best-selling author of the classic Mars trilogy and The Years of Rice and Salt returns with a riveting new trilogy of cutting-edge science, international politics, and the real-life ramifications of global warming as they are played out in our nation's capital - and in the daily lives of those at the center of the action. Hauntingly realistic, here is a novel of the near future that is inspired by scientific facts already making headlines. BONUS AUDIO: Includes an exclusive introduction by author Kim Stanley Robinson.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Its all
- By steve on 01-07-09
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The Soul Engine
- Happenstance and Bron, Book 1
- By: R. L. King
- Narrated by: James Anderson Foster
- Length: 7 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 36
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 34
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 34
Nick Morgan knows there’s no magic in the world, no matter how much he wants to believe. Magic is for suckers, but fortunately, for his job as a sham fortune teller to Hollywood’s fading stars, there are plenty of those around. When somebody starts peddling a new miracle beauty potion to the town’s never-ending supply of wannabe actors, Nick’s suspicious. But his suspicion becomes terror when it turns the niece of his best client horrifically ugly and kills her right in front of his eyes.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Interesting and Fun.
- By Anonymous User on 04-03-20
By: R. L. King
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The Happy List
- Better with You, Book 1
- By: Briar Prescott
- Narrated by: Kirt Graves, Joel Leslie
- Length: 8 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 94
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 89
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 89
I'm back in Boston after ten years of traveling, and I've fulfilled all my goals: See the world. Figure out what to do with my life. Get over my impossible crush on Gray. Check, check, and check. Life's good until I accidentally find Gray's happy list, which contains some very interesting things that friends never ever do with each other. And as weeks pass, it becomes clear those not-so-innocent parts are the ones Gray is determined to explore with me. I can't resist him, and pretty soon I'm forced to admit that I'm not as done with my crush as I thought I was . . .
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3 out of 5 stars
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story ok, one narrator bad
- By Laura on 12-09-22
By: Briar Prescott
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Way of the Peaceful Warrior
- A Book That Changes Lives
- By: Dan Millman
- Narrated by: Dan Millman
- Length: 6 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 3,802
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 3,109
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 3,108
This audio edition of the international best seller Way of the Peaceful Warrior is based on the story of Dan Millman, a world-class gymnast who has it all, but is troubled by a vague sense of dissatisfaction with his everyday life. He meets an eccentric old mentor named Socrates, who sets him on a spiritual odyssey that will ultimately deliver or destroy him. Along the way Dan encounters realms of light and darkness, of romance and magic, as he learns what it means to live as a peaceful warrior.
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5 out of 5 stars
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My Favorite Audiobook
- By Anonymous User on 01-06-10
By: Dan Millman
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Darkly Dreaming Dexter
- Dexter, Book 1
- By: Jeff Lindsay
- Narrated by: Jeff Lindsay
- Length: 7 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 4,550
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 4,032
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 4,031
Meet Dexter Morgan, a polite wolf in sheep’s clothing. He’s handsome and charming, but something in his past has made him abide by a different set of rules. He’s a serial killer whose one golden rule makes him immensely likable: he only kills bad people.
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5 out of 5 stars
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I love the show, like the book
- By Heather on 02-14-13
By: Jeff Lindsay
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The Accidental Bestseller
- By: Wendy Wax
- Narrated by: Khristine Hvam
- Length: 14 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 212
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 186
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 188
Once upon a time four aspiring authors met at their very first writers' conference. Ten years later they're still friends, survivors of the ultra-competitive New York publishing world. Mallory St. James is a workaholic whose best sellers support a lavish lifestyle. Tanya Mason is a single mother juggling two jobs, two kids, and too many deadlines. Faye Truett is the wife of a famous televangelist and the author of inspirational romances: No one would ever guess her explosive secret.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Meh....just okay.
- By S on 02-19-13
By: Wendy Wax
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The Mystery of Grace
- By: Charles de Lint
- Narrated by: Richard Powers, Tai Sammons
- Length: 9 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 315
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 208
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 209
Grace, as her friends call her, has a Ford Motor Company tattoo running down her leg and grease worked deep into her hands. She works at Sanchez Motorworks customizing hot rods. Finding the line in a classic car is her calling. Now Grace has to find the line in her own life. Grace loves John, and John loves her, and that would be wonderful, except that John, like Grace, has unfinished business: He's haunted by the childhood death of his younger brother. He's never stopped feeling responsible.
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4 out of 5 stars
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interesting love story
- By Yuriko on 08-23-10
By: Charles de Lint
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- meg
- 02-29-24
Life changing
I enjoy these odd stories so much. They make me laugh and I can’t say enough good things about them!
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