Serial Killer Princess

De: R.J. Blain

Narrado por: Courtney Holly

Warning: This novel contains excessive humor, action, excitement, adventure, magic, romance, and bodies. Proceed with caution.

Why would anyone put a mermaid and a gorgon in the same room together? While Tulip enjoys being alive, her lineage brings her nothing but trouble.

Snakes eat fish, and the mer love tearing apart their serpentine nemeses with their hands and teeth. As for the gorgons… she’d rather not think about them at all.

The last thing Tulip wants is to rule the mer kingdom. First, she can barely swim. Second, she’s packing more than her fair share of her father’s genes. Third, what is a landlocked princess supposed to do with an aquatic kingdom?

If she gets her way, nothing. Add in her dirty little serial killing secret, and she’s an international disaster waiting to happen.

There’s just one small problem: her father’s bodyguard tempts her in ways no one should, and if she isn’t careful, he’ll uncover her secrets, domesticate her, and infect her with a severe case of normality.

©2018 Pen & Page Publishing, R.J. Blain (P)2020 Pen & Page Publishing, R.J. Blain

love this book

I do not write well. I just wanted you all know I love the book. I have no clue if you will or not.

Excellent fun

Another truly enjoyable book in this series seriously just buy the entire series. Save yourself time. If this is your genre you will love them. The writing is amazing. The narration is excellent. They’re a lot of fun.

Great storyline made too short

Short story about a princess who is rebellious. She does not want anything to do with her mother’s throne. She also has a secret no one knows of and no one thinks is possible. Her day job is delivering packages and her side job is killing the bad guys. One day a package blows up and her mother forces her to a situation.

This book was soooo good. I loved the story. I loved the whole idea of it. The characters were a blast to listen too. So funny. I’m so bummed the author made this into a short story. This would have been added to my favorites if it was longer.

Narrator was perfect on her reading. This is the second time I’ve listened to her work and she’s fantastic each time. I wished she read the rest of this series. Book two was not as good as her work.

I highly recommend this book

odd

this one makes no sense. the characters spend almost no time together. the adventures of tulip make it almost worth the read

For the love of bacon

“If you’re looking for sane, you’re barking up the wrong tree.”
Well, at least she knew her actions were nonsensical. This series generally requires suspension of disbelief and a willingness to overlook the flat characters but this story made no sense at all. Why was she, a princess, a serial killer? Why is everyone so nonchalant at big reveals, like when she discovers her father … and neither of them blinks. Given that they have only a scene or two together until the end of the book, how was I supposed to buy the romance?

Until this point in the series, the humor helped to smooth over the flaws. Here, it was too unhinged, with way too many “who talks like that” scenes and little humor beyond an obsession with bacon.