Damn Ernie Audiobook By Clarence Carter cover art

Damn Ernie

 Preview
Get this deal Try for $0.00
Offer ends January 21, 2026 11:59pm PT
Prime logo Prime members: New to Audible? Get 2 free audiobooks during trial.
Just $0.99/mo for your first 3 months of Audible Premium Plus.
1 audiobook per month of your choice from our unparalleled catalog.
Listen all you want to thousands of included audiobooks, podcasts, and Originals.
Auto-renews at $14.95/mo after 3 months. Cancel anytime.
Pick 1 audiobook a month from our unmatched collection.
Listen all you want to thousands of included audiobooks, Originals, and podcasts.
Access exclusive sales and deals.
Premium Plus auto-renews for $14.95/mo after 30 days. Cancel anytime.

Damn Ernie

By: Clarence Carter
Narrated by: Todd Waites
Get this deal Try for $0.00

$14.95/mo after 3 months. Cancel anytime. Offer ends January 21, 2026 11:59pm PT.

$14.95/month after 30 days. Cancel anytime.

Buy for $6.95

Buy for $6.95

LIMITED TIME OFFER | Get 3 months for $0.99 a month

$14.95/mo thereafter-terms apply.

A war veteran finds himself trapped in a nursing home against his will. Determined to escape, he employs a series of humorous pranks and malicious jokes to try and get kicked out. However, the staff and residents are unprepared for his antics, leading to a hilarious and unpredictable journey.

©2023 Clarence Carter (P)2023 Clarence Carter Literature & Fiction Satire Comedy Funny Witty
All stars
Most relevant

Listener received this title free

This story is one of my favorites by Clarence Carter. It's funny to see Ernie deliver his pranks, but the story also has a lot of heart, and the direction it takes by the end is very sweet. Todd Waites does a wonderful job narrating as well.

I love this story

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.