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Ever wondered what it's like to get up close and personal with a former U.S. President? In this episode, Rory, a 690 sit-in guest, shares his unique experience as a golfing buddy to none other than President George W. Bush. From friendly matches and playful banter on the green to fascinating behind-the-scenes stories of world leaders, Rory offers an intimate glimpse into the life of a President post-office.

But that's not all – the Dumb Zone crew also dives into the curious case of a Dallas woman slapped with a staggering $17,000 NTTA violation bill without ever hitting the toll roads, the closure of Red Lobster restaurants, and the unusual election of Fort Worth's official city bird. Plus, get the scoop on the Dallas Zoo's adults-only night, where visitors are encouraged to "dance like an animal" and indulge in some grown-up fun.

Amidst the usual shenanigans, the team reflects on the impact of names, the peculiarities of golf with a President, and the importance of grounding your electric guitar. It's an episode that's as entertaining as it is enlightening, proving once again that there's never a dull moment in The Dumb Zone.

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Join Dan McDowell and Jake Kemp as they venture into the mesmerizing realm of fine minerals at The Arkenstone gallery, where natural artistry and history crystallize into a spectacular display. In this episode, The Dumb Zone crew delves into the world of mineral collecting with gallery owner Rob Lavinsky, exploring everything from the thrill of discovering Earth's ancient treasures to the perils of international mineral trafficking.

Witness the unexpected intersection of science, art, and commerce as Rob shares tales of being detained by Interpol, navigating the complexities of Chinese bureaucracy, and the transformative journey from genetic engineering to becoming a purveyor of nature's most exquisite creations. Plus, get the lowdown on the surprising market for minerals as an asset class and the passion that fuels collectors' pursuits.

Amid the serious discussions, the episode isn't without its lighter moments, as Rob humorously recounts his escapades across the globe and the team's off-the-cuff banter about everything from eclipse excitement to the economics of family planning in China. It's a deep dive into a niche that's as fascinating as it is misunderstood.

Whether you're a seasoned mineral enthusiast or simply curious about the hidden gems of the natural world, this episode of The Dumb Zone is not to be missed. So, grab your geologist's hammer and join the adventure – it's time to rock the Dumb Zone!

• (00:00) - Open
• (18:25) - Sports: Dan and Jake went to Mavs game 3
• (01:12:01) - Explaining Drake vs. Kendrick to Dan
• (01:28:57) - Viewer Mail
• (01:35:26) - News
• (01:56:01) - Today in History
• (02:14:34) - Rob Lavinsky

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Strap in for a wild ride through the mind-boggling twists and turns of fate, as The Dumb Zone crew tackles the curious case of North Richland Hills' Assistant Police Chief, who met an untimely end not in a blaze of glory, but from a stroke at the office. Should a hero's send-off be reserved for those who fall in the line of duty, or do desk-related demises count too? Dan, Jake, and special guest Ben Bridgeman weigh in on this and the pressing matters of the day.

From the spectacle of Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson tickets selling like hotcakes to the ongoing saga of beauty pageants in an age of wokeness, the team leaves no stone unturned. Plus, get the scoop on the enigmatic Sinbad's literary foray, and find out why Jake is determined to outlive his usefulness as a parent.

As always, the episode is peppered with laughter, off-the-cuff banter, and a healthy dose of skepticism towards everything from transcontinental railroads to Miss Teen USA. It's another unmissable installment of The Dumb Zone, where history, current events, and pop culture collide in the most entertaining way possible.