You Get Dandruff
The Tony Mandolin Mysteries book 8
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You Get Dandruff
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Robert Lee Beers
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When Santa's elves turn into Tony Mandolin's worst nightmare.
San Francisco's favorite supernatural PI is knee-deep in eggnog and regret when the North Pole comes calling—with fists flying. Why is Kris Kringle siccing his pointy-eared minions on Tony? And why are the Bay Area's mob bosses begging Captain Monahan to sic Tony on a holiday-hating interloper who's dismantling their empires faster than you can say "naughty list"?
In a city where vampires haunt the holidays and trolls trim the tree with barbed wire, Tony uncovers a conspiracy colder than a winter gale: someone's hijacking the spirit of Christmas itself, turning jingle bells into body bags and good cheer into grave dirt. With his cross-dressing powerhouse Frankie ready to deck some halls (and elves), and the wizardly lush Bain nursing a spiked cocoa, Tony has 72 hours to sleuth out the Grinch with fangs before the whole damn season goes up in flames.
From reindeer games in the Presidio to a black-market toy ring in the Mission, the trail leads to a winter wonderland of woe where even Santa's sack hides skeletons. One wrong gift, one misplaced ho-ho-ho, and Tony could end up as coal in someone's stocking—permanently.
In the City by the Bay, the only thing worse than a white Christmas is a bloody one.
Especially when it's on your watch.
The Tony Mandolin Mysteries – Book 8
You Get Dandruff
A sleigh-bell-shaking urban fantasy mystery where The Night Before Christmas crashes into The Dresden Files with a supernatural smirk.
If you love hard-boiled PIs battling holiday horrors, elf beatdowns, and mysteries with more twists than a candy cane, unwrap this one now!
★★★★★ “Santa gone rogue? Beers delivers the merriest mayhem yet—pure genius!”
★★★★★ “Tony vs. the North Pole: hilarious, heart-pounding, and holiday-perfect.”
★★★★★ “Book 8 is a festive frenzy. Who needs mistletoe when you've got Mandolin?”
One-click You Get Dandruff today—before the elves egg your house.