"Celebrating our patient heroes and their tireless empathy. After each joke, you've got just 5 seconds to bandage together the right answer. Ready to heal with humor?

1st Joke: Why did the nurse bring a red pen to work?

2nd Joke: When is the worst time to have a heart attack?

3rd Joke: Why are nurses afraid of the outdoors?

4th Joke: What did the nurse say to the thermometer?

5th Joke: What did the banana say to the nurse?

Today's Riddle: I glide through halls with care and grace, always a smile upon my face. I'm not a person, but I sure can move, helping those who have their health to improve. What am I?

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"Encouraging cleanliness and organization in personal spaces. Ready for a clean sweep? After the joke, you’ve got five seconds to dust off the correct answer. Are you ready to declutter the giggles?

1st Joke: Why was the vacuum asked to clean the room?

2nd Joke: What did one broom say to the other?

3rd Joke: Why did the teenager clean his room?

4th Joke: Why did the burglar take a shower?

5th Joke: Why was the broom late?

Today's Riddle: I'm not a maid, but I clear the stage, for a cleaner scene, I set the page. What am I?

That’s all for today’s clean comedy. Share the fun and tune in tomorrow for some delicious laughs on Eat What You Want Day!

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"Having fun remembering lost socks and discussing organization. Ready for a mismatched challenge? After the joke, you've got five seconds to pair up the punchline. Ready to sort out the fun?

1st Joke: Why did the sock go to therapy?

2nd Joke: What do you call a sock that's a spy?

3rd Joke: What did one sock say to the missing sock?

4th Joke: Where do socks always go on vacation?

5th Joke: What's a sock's favorite music?

Today's Riddle: I'm the memory of what's gone, lost in a pair, but life goes on. What am I?

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