My Big Fat Vampire Wedding

By: Jessica Gadziala

Narrated by: Jane Fox

Tropes:

• Fake relationship!
• Marriage of convenience
• Coffee shop setting
• Spice

Pandora has real problems. She still lives with her parents, she’s working a dead-end job and, oh yeah, she’s a vampire who must get married by her birthday in three months’ time or she won’t inherit the ancient family fortune.

One slight catch: she’s single.

She manages to find her perfect fake husband: her work crush, Victor, a PhD student with mountains of student debt. She can marry him, inherit, pay off his debt and divorce him. It’s a foolproof plan – well, unless Victor discovers she’s a vampire…

But the road to the altar won’t be an easy one for this vampire and human couple. Pandora’s little crush on Victor is growing, and with their big fat vampire wedding looming, will their promise of ‘till death do us part’ be fake after all?

The perfect fake relationship, spooky, sexy romance you NEED!©2025 Jessica Gadziala (P)2025 HarperCollins Publishers

Critic reviews

‘Fresh, fun, and full of bite—this vampire wedding comes with unexpected laughs, lovable characters, and a heroine you can’t help but root for.’ Amy Boyles, author of How to Fake It With a Fae

‘My Big Fat Vampire Wedding is so much fun – hilarious, heartfelt, and the perfect balance of sweet and spicy. I enjoyed the dynamics of Pandora’s huge wacky paranormal family far too much, and now I want one of my own!’ Lauretta Hignett, author or The Wolf Vs The Witch

'Bitingly funny and full of spice (but no garlic). It's exactly my blood type.' Hazel Graves, author of Four Weddings and a Funeral Director

‘My Big Fat Vampire Wedding had me smiling from the first page to the last. It’s a celebration of love in all its forms: romance, friendship, and the kooky ties that bind a family. Pandora’s story is one you will be glad you opened.’ A.J. Truman, author of Only One Coffin

love it

Brilliant! I love this. it's absolutely fantastic. I love Pandora the vegetarian vampire and Victor the human student studying vampire literature. I need a sequel.

4.5

Humor, fake lovers, vampires, werewolves, books, coffee, and drama collide in the best possible way. Pandora and Victor’s fake engagement is full of tension, funny moments, and just enough spice to keep things interesting.

Lucy and Elias stole my attention with their flirty back-and-forth, and I need their story next. Dante’s experiment adds a layer of mystery that makes me curious for more.

This book was impossible to put down. I cannot wait to see what happens next.

Fun & Fluffy Vampire Read!

I really enjoyed this book! It was sweet and romantic, with lots of fun vampire elements, really enjoyable side characters, and a healthy dose of self-acknowledgement. And good humor! The narrator did a great job - she really made all the characters so charming and I really don’t know if I would have enjoyed the male romantic lead as much without the character and inflection she brought to him (and the cute cover art lbr). Honestly I would read this again and may make it an annual Autumn treat! Also 10/10 would read other books set in this universe if the author decides to continue!