Trailer Park Elves

A Humorous LitRPG Slice-of-Life Adventure

By: Michael Dalton, Adam Lance

Narrated by: Mandy McCullough, Christopher Harbour

Deep in the elbow skin of the Fae Wilds, far from the teeming fortress of the Goblin King and the glittering palace of the King and Queen of the Elves, there lies a forgotten hideaway of crumbling single-wides and rusty Airstreams.

A lonely clan of beautiful women, clad in tube tops, overall shorts, and tacky Asian-print house-dresses, yearn for a man who can unstop their sewer lines and get the internet working again.

Torn from his mundane life on Earth, Colton Winchester could be that man. With a heart of gold, boots of steel, and a great big wrench, Colton will soon become the ultimate . . . Trailer Park Manager.

Trailer Park Elves is a hilarious slice-of-life fusion of fantasy, household maintenance, and low-stakes adventure. If you liked Isekai Emperor, you’ll find more of the same goodness in this spiritual successor.

©2025 Michael Dalton and Adam Lance (P)2025 Royal Guard Publishing LLC

Cherokee Hair Tampons?

I am left wondering if Mr. Garrison wrote this with Elves in mind rather than his previous subject?

sweet home elfabama

so far this story has been great, potential excelent characters and good bit of comedy, I can't wait to hear from there rest if you want something comedic especially when it comes to white trash elves.

This is a trailer park.

If I could give 10 stars I would. This is about a perfect example of American trailer park life with a lovely and hefty dose of fantasy LITRPG. Girls a basically perfect lol, the voice actors did a fantastic job also 10/10 for them. Michael you’re doing a great job and i hope you keep writing for a long time. Also hoping you’ll expand more on some of your “concluded” novel series as all of them have potential for more books without feeling forced. You have done great and I wish I could support you more then I already do.

Hilarious, isekai, trash fun

This book provides an absolute laugh riot of a good time. The inclusion of RPG elements into the story doesn’t feel like it was shoehorned in, and just reading this book, I’m intrigued to read the rest of the Dalton-verse. My only complaint is that the male voice actor can come off as flat during the spicy scenes… But the female voice actress is on point every time!

Highly recommended!

Fun, easy listen.

I really enjoyed this story. It’s light hearted and fun. Pick it up and send some time in the trailer park.