Eat, Drink, and Remarry Audiobook By Patricia Altschul, Patricia Altschul - introduction cover art

Eat, Drink, and Remarry

Memories from a Lifetime of Art, Class, and Southern Charm

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Eat, Drink, and Remarry

By: Patricia Altschul, Patricia Altschul - introduction
Narrated by: Cassandra Campbell
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In this enchanting memoir, Patricia Altschul, the “dowager countess” (The New York Times) of Bravo’s Southern Charm, reveals the exciting adventures of a storied life—from working as an academic and art dealer to her three marriages, to her star turn on the show—offering candid anecdotes, memorable bon mots, and exclusive tales of high society.

Long before she was the undeniable fan favorite on Southern Charm, reigning over the young and decadent cast well-known to Bravo fans everywhere, Patricia Altschul lived a life of glamor, romance, and intrigue. Now, she is ready to reveal it all in this intimate and high-flying memoir.

As one of the great and high-powered private art dealers of the late 20th century, Patricia blazed her own path from Virginia, Washington, and New York’s Upper East Side to her historic home in Charleston, South Carolina. Along the way, she forged close friendships with notable tastemakers such as fashion legend André Leon Tally and Mario Buatta, the interior designer known as “The Prince of Chintz.” Patricia has been embraced as a style icon and a fun-loving authority on manners, Martinis, and living the best life. In Eat, Drink, and Remarry, she recounts with wit, class, and an abundance of sass how she has remained true to herself throughout her very charming life.
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What a fabulous story! I adore you even more. Such an amazing and wonderful life. Thank you for sharing. I will take with me the lessons I learned and channel your grace.

Oh Ms Patricia!!

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I loved living in Miss Patricia’s world while reading this book. She had several high profile friendships that will surprise you and warm your heart. Whitney is also painted in the most beautiful light. What a sweet mother and son relationship. I adore this family.

What a wonderful escape from reality

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Love the story telling. What a beautiful life. Love how she tells it All. Great biography.

Best biography

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I’m a big fan of southern charm and Miss Pat is my favorite person on the show. Why did she have someone else
read her audiobook? It kind of feels like she didn’t care enough about her listeners to read it herself. She has such a singular voice. I would have really enjoyed the book if I had been listening to her voice, not that of another narrator. Really disappointed.

Love Miss Pat but…

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