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I Will Retire When I Get A Flat

103 More Famous Sayings (No One Ever Said)

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I Will Retire When I Get A Flat

By: Michael Robert Krikorian
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It is one thing to be a worthless wort on the butt of society, but it is quite another to be the one who points it out.


In keeping with our long-standing tradition, a tradition spanning two previous books, 16 minutes and 34 seconds, we continue our series of important contributions to the scholastic world of completely worthless thoughts, phrases, axioms and proverbs for your bathroom reading pleasure. We, the prestigious elitists at the Institute For Male Enlightenment and Sensitivity Inclusive Studies, have spared every expense because we’re not only chintzy, but we don’t want to waste money expending all liquid assets to create this offering.
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