MAID Saga

A Contemporary Christian Satire of Canada

By: Winthrop Rosenberg

Narrated by: Virtual Voice

This whimsical, dark, subversive, and sardonic satire of contemporary Canada, written by an American, will no doubt inspire impressionable individuals to take actions that harm themselves or others. No doubt it would be banned in the West for its ideas were it not fully protected by the United States Constitution and Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms as a non-pornographic work of fiction containing no explicit incitement (though plenty of "stochastic incitement" one cannot be held liable for). As far as whether or not this book would or could be banned in India, since it touches heavily on themes highly sensitive in that country, please note that all that stuff in the book on those topics is meant to be a joke… yeah, a joke.

This tale follows our non-binary young professional protagonist Taylor on an irresponsibly-romanticized mental hospital journey similar to The Bell Jar where he believes their only way to protest the overreach of her government's COVID policy from recent years is to become despaired and suicidal. Along the way they promote Charismatic, Trinitarian, Annihilationist, and Antinomian perspectives as a Protestant Christian while also dealing with the most pressing issues affecting modern Canada, including the imperative of 2SLBGTQIA+ gender expression, the need for ethnic-linguistic harmony, the practice of Medical Assistance in Dying (MAID) for mental patients, and of course the inevitable rise of Khalistan, homeland of the Sikh people.

Folks from all backgrounds will love this book, American, Canadian, or North Indian alike, as it provides catharsis for the world's recent political troubles. We also recommend this book for those looking to read a good romanticized mental hospital story, those who are tired of Young Adult trash and want something spicy dealing with the topic that actually tries to say something more profound than the fact that a particular New England teenager needs to have better coping skills.

If you have any reaction to this book good or bad, please write a review and / or post disparaging things about the author online! Note too that the abstract stream-of-consciousness dream sequence at the beginning of the book definitely is representative of the writing in the rest of the book, so if you have trouble understanding that part, everything else will be that confusing or worse like a hearse love peace 52.