The Worrisome War of the Whimsical Wizards Audiobook By Whitney Preston, NM Reed cover art

The Worrisome War of the Whimsical Wizards

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"Funny, raunchy Wizard and Dragon spoof and rude humor, with adult double-entendre."
Are you tired of squeaky clean wizards? Why dont they use spells to enhance themselves sexually?. Come on!
Why are dragons always dumb and mean? They are much more kind, complex and even sometimes more intelligent than the wizards who wield them like toys!
From the widely misunderstood and twisted minds of writer team WL Preston and NM Reed comes this hilarious satire a tale of fantasy. Told using Picasso and Salvador Dali-esque imagery a strange tale unfolds involving two silly wizards and a cunning plan by their two-faced servant. His nefarious plan involving racing mice, leaping frogs, and thumb-fighting dragons goes of course horribly askew. In a world once full of wizards, the last two wizards don't know each other exists until tricked by their common servant to a duel. And Dibble Dobble, their two-faced masked servant, wants to rob both of them of their worldly and other-worldly possessions. So he devises a plan. A cunning Plan. And he plots a wizardly duel to destroy both wizards. With maze-racing mice, leaping frogs and giant dueling dragons, the results are a total disaster and leaves the Blasted Plane far worse for wear.
Literature & Fiction Satire Fantasy Magic Magic Users Fiction Wizardry Funny Witty Dragons Comedy
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