Quit Me If You Can

By: Jolie Day

Narrated by: Teddy Hamilton, CJ Bloom

Dear Lawyer,

As your paralegal (and ex), I have to be honest: You’re a horrible lawyer.

Honestly, the worst I’ve ever seen.

You never communicate, you pile on overtime, and you’re constantly in a bad mood.

Now, about those panties on your desk. No, that wasn’t a desperate cry for your attention. It was the result of a lost bet with my roommate. But if you were even half the lawyer you claim to be, you’d have figured that out without all the ego-tripping.

And about that phone call you overheard, yes, I did say I’m sorry I can’t sleep with you again. That’s because I actually value my sanity and self-respect.

As for my weekend plans? Definitely none of your business.

Anyway, I’ve been laughing at this whole situation for weeks, so let me keep it short:

I quit.

Yep, you read that right, Lawzilla, I’m done.

Maybe dial down the ego or at least learn to pay your staff better.

Wishing you luck. You’ll need it!

Kennedy Hayes,

Paralegal

Dearest Kennedy,

Thank you for your candid feedback.

I’m flattered that my legal incompetence has made such a lasting impression. It’s clear you’ve been holding onto this since our split ten years ago, and I can’t blame you for wanting to get a few jabs in.

As for the “Worst Lawyer Ever” title, I’ll wear it proudly.

It’s a tough world out there, and if my greatest achievement is making my ex laugh, then I guess I’m doing something right.

Best,

Cade “Lawzilla” Gladwell

P. S. Looking forward to your next review. I hope it’s as charming as your last. Because NOBODY’s quitting.

©2025 Jolie Day (P)2025 Jolie Day

Awkward boss and exgirlfriend working relationship.

This story's banters from the FMC and the support from the BFF was annoying.
Still a fan of listening to CJ and Teddy.

love this story ❤

Her negative thoughts....love him he is way to cute, and playful overall the story written

The narrators were absolutely fabulous. The could listen Teddy Hamilton talk for days!

Absolutely amazing story line and the MMC and FMC’s banter was on point. Favorite scene was when he caught her in his office for the panty prank 🤣

Not as funny as I hoped but good.

I was hoping for the usual humor but I felt like this one fell short compared to other books. It was still a good story. I was wondering the whole time what happened. There were a few more chapters than necessary at the end and a bit over the top cheesy but I still liked the story. Just not as much as other books I’ve read by Jolie.

Why Does Arthur’s Make Females Behave Like a Teenager

Why does authors make the female in too many stories behave like a teenager when they first kiss the male in the story. They ALL have to call their girlfriend and tell them “we kissed”. Really .. WHY ??? In this story the female is 30 years old. I do not know a single 30 year old woman that behaves like that. Then in other stories, the author mentions men “rocking on their heels”. Never seen that in my life.