Trailer Park Bikini Vampires

By: Virgil Knightley, Edgar Riggs

Narrated by: Jonathan Waters, Amber Hartt

Dean Castle arrived at Evermoon Hollow with nothing but his truck, his toolbox, and a whole lot of guns. Now he's the sole human handyman in a survival commune filled with gorgeous vampire women. With their unique diet compromising their strength, they need not only his practical skills, but also his killer instinct to survive. Building plumbing systems, blasting monsters, scavenging the wasteland, and unlocking supernatural powers with an unlikely fey companion—all in a day's work for our hero.

But this settlement needs work. Between defenses against military-grade monsters, sustainable water systems, and infrastructure that can withstand whatever hell the wasteland throws at them, Dean's got his hands full. Good thing he excels at handling demanding projects, and even more demanding ladies.

When the world's gone to hell, there's nothing like being the last man standing—especially when you're standing in a trailer park full of admiring vampire women.

Complete with a brief foreword by Michael Dalton and a cast full of quirky characters, TPBV promises to be one of the most memorable base-building books you'll listen to all year.

©2025 Virgil Knightley and Edgar Riggs (P)2025 Royal Guard Publishing LLC

twink

well told not just a smut book. Great story good voice acting and kept my interest and at this point just putting words down to compleat the minimum.

Hilarious 😂

I enjoyed this a lot more than I thought I would. Every character has their own type of humor. Amber gave quite the performance at the end as Twink.

Just campy goofy and funny.

funny 4th wall destroying foolishness. enough said. surprisingly heart warming, even if you fast forward some scenes

The comedy

This book was hilarious. The voice actors where spot on. I really liked the overlay during the spicy scenes. It could definitely be a bit more flavorful in the spice department though. The characters are endearing and unique. I enjoyed the fresh take on what a post apocalyptic world could be. I can hardly wait for the next installment to come out.

5 Stars for tomboy vampire.

That is all.

But seriously, i loved this take on the trailer park elves thing. I liked the first book of that but decided not to continue as i am not the hugest elf fan. I picked this one curiously because i am also not the biggest vampire fan but decided to give it a go. And im glad i did. I honestly have been sitting here trying to find anything i didn't like about the book. Usually i can find a nitpick or two. This time, i am unable. Well done all around!

PS. I am not joking that much. The tomboy is super cute. I am hoping she gets her share of the spotlight going forward.)