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You're What?

The Survival Guide to Pregnancy, Babies, and What the Hell Happens Now

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You're What?

By: James Johnson
Narrated by: Brandi Storm
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So... you're pregnant. Maybe you’re excited. Maybe you’re panicking. Maybe you just found out and you’re staring at this book like, what the hell happens now?

You're What? is the no-BS, real-talk survival guide for anyone who's about to face pregnancy head-on—whether planned, unexpected, or somewhere in between. This isn’t your typical baby book. It’s not full of medical jargon. It won’t tell you what you should do. And it definitely won’t sugarcoat the chaos.

Instead, you’ll get:

  • Honest breakdowns of your options (all of them.)
  • Real numbers on what pregnancy and babies actually cost.
  • The emotional rollercoaster that comes with it.
  • What happens during labor (yes, maybe even poop.)
  • How to survive the newborn stage without losing your mind.
  • Advice for young parents, solo parents, and people just trying to figure it out.

Written with empathy, humor, and zero judgment, You're What? is the book every panicked parent-to-be wishes they had. Whether you're 17 or 37, this guide is here to help you breathe, plan, and realize: You’ve got this.

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