Nude in Nature…

…and When a Mosquito Bit Me Somewhere Unspeakable

By: Kristin Williams

Narrated by: Virtual Voice

Kristin never meant to become the accidental spokeswoman for nude living—but after mosquito bites in unspeakable places, splinters where no splinter should ever go, and a grease burn from one ill-fated pancake breakfast, she figured she might as well share the lessons.

At thirty-eight, this suburban Seattle woman (armed with nothing but a Volvo XC60, a Persian cat named Donna, and a questionable amount of bug spray) takes readers on a laugh-out-loud journey through the perils and pleasures of living life without pants. From naked gardening that traumatizes the mailman, to desert road trips that nearly cooked her alive, to the eternal battle between bare skin and Volvo leather in August, Kristin proves that nudism is less about philosophy and more about slapstick survival.

With her friends Tanya, Susan, Janessa, and an entire supporting cast of horrified neighbors cheering—and sometimes jeering—along the way, Kristin turns every sunburn, splinter, and suction-pop into a story you’ll never forget.

Perfect for anyone who’s ever wondered what really happens when you mix nudity with mosquitoes, hot springs, or brunch prep, this book is half cautionary tale, half comedy special, and entirely unforgettable.

If Erma Bombeck had ever joined a nudist resort after three glasses of wine, the result would look a lot like this.

Warning: Contains explicit mentions of leather seats, pancake batter disasters, and the word “butt” more times than is probably necessary.