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The Retired Assassin's Guide to Country Gardening

Retired Assassin's Guide, Book 1

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The Retired Assassin's Guide to Country Gardening

By: Naomi Kuttner
Narrated by: Thomas Barker
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Dante has come to the small coastal town of Te Kohe, New Zealand, for a fresh start in life.

But he doesn't want to open a B&B, or save a charming bookshop, or start a romance with a single mother in need of rescuing.

He just wants to forget about his past career (which involved a lot of dead bodies) and have everyone leave him the heck alone. Unfortunately for Dante, life has other plans...

©2025 Naomi Kuttner (P)2025 Podium Audio
Amateur Sleuths Cozy Mystery Suspense Thriller & Suspense Funny Witty Feel-Good
Engaging Characters • Humorous Writing • Unique Premise • Entertaining Plot • Quirky Storytelling • Wide Vocal Range

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Engaging storyline and excellent narration; looking forward to reading other books in the Retired Assassin's Guide series

Excellent narration

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Great characters, and the accents did not disappoint. I am looking forward to the next book in the series.

Excellent!

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I enjoyed this story and the touches of humor throughout. I like mysteries with twists and the chapter titles are awesome. I look forward to the next one when it's recorded.

Mystery with humor

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Great characters - loved the humor - very good narration - loved the cat - can’t wait for the next installment

Fun mystery!!

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Exceptional all the way round. The story pulled me in immediately. The performance was spot on and I could easily visualize all the characters and the situations they were involved.

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