The Ladie's Man

A crowded New York City subway. A deranged homeless man. A damsle in distress.

By: Thomas Fitzsimmons

Narrated by: Virtual Voice

Joey V is 35, five feet nothing, and shaped like a fire hydrant wearing a tuxado. A lifelong target of bullies and bad luck, he's an optimist with delusions of grandeur and a pickup line for every woman who wouldn't touch him with a ten-foot selfie stick. But when a PTSD-stricken Marine starts terrorizing a subway car, and the knockout Joey's been awkwardly flirting with, Joey does the unthinkable—he steps up. No plan. No backup. Just one undersized man, one oversized heart, an illegal handgun, and a lifetime of rejection fueling the dumbest, bravest moment of his life.