Juanson’s Jump

By: Profe. Xavier Clemente

Narrated by: Virtual Voice

What happens when a perfectly ordinary family in Tijuana steps into a closet… and it literally eats them? Chaos, laughter, tacos, slime, and a wild ride through time travel await the Juanson family in Closet Chaos, a hilarious kids comedy and family adventure perfect for ages 8–12… and anyone who loves absurd, fast-paced fun!

Juanson, the exhausted dad, thought today would be a normal chore day. Kimberly Sofia, his ever-patient wife, hoped for calm and sanity. Brandon—aka El Brandon, the dramatic teen—dreamed of TikTok fame before TikTok even existed. And then there are the twins, Kimberly and Yolanda, whose unstoppable energy could fuel a small city.

When a mysterious closet sucks them in, the family finds themselves in Tijuana, 1995—a colorful, chaotic city where tacos sizzle, street vendors yell, and slime, glitter, and rubber chickens conspire against them. From slapstick mishaps to near-disasters with magical slime, the Juanson family must navigate wacky streets, dodge booby-trapped floors, and survive absurd challenges that will leave readers laughing until they cry.

Kids will love the hilarious dialogue, wild pranks, and chaotic situations that mirror the style of classic comedy shows like Chavo del Ocho, while parents will appreciate the warmth and relatability of a loving, adventurous Latinx family. Packed with time-travel twists, magical realism, and 90s pop culture references, Closet Chaos is perfect for young readers seeking funny, imaginative, and action-packed adventures.

Will Juanson survive his own family’s chaos? Can Kimberly Sofia maintain sanity while slime and tacos rain down? Will Brandon finally earn his “time-travel influencer” cred? And will the twins ever stop bouncing into trouble long enough to find the mysterious building the portal promised?

Filled with kid-friendly comedy, whimsical adventures, and absurd mishaps, this magical realism adventure is a celebration of family, laughter, and imagination. Perfect for fans of time-travel shenanigans, slapstick humor, and adventurous Latinx families, Closet Chaos is a fast-paced, dialogue-driven, and delightfully messy story your kids won’t be able to put down.

Step into the closet. Step into Tijuana, 1995. Step into chaos, tacos, slime, and laughter… and discover why some closets are better left closed.