Portrait of a Palm Beach Player
1000 First Dates
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Portrait of a Palm Beach Player
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Narrated by:
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Virtual Voice
This title uses virtual voice narration
Virtual voice is computer-generated narration for audiobooks.
After a brutal divorce, Johnny Depth set out to understand modern women—and accidentally became the most experienced first dater in Palm Beach County. Portrait of a Palm Beach Player: 1000 First Dates is his unapologetic chronicle of romantic misadventures, shocking red flags, emotional landmines, and the hidden truths men learn the hard way.
Forget the rom-com fantasies. This is what dating really looks like when you’re older, wiser, and unwilling to settle.
You’ll learn:
- Why some women are addicted to drama—and how to spot it on the first date
- How modern dating apps rig the game against you
- The red flags no man should ignore (yes, even the hot ones)
- Why feminine energy—not beauty—is the real secret to attraction
- How to walk away, stay sane, and never lose your power again
Whether you’re divorced, dating, or just damn curious, Portrait of a Palm Beach Player: 1000 First Dates will make you laugh, cringe, nod in agreement—and maybe even change the way you play the game.
**Warning:** Not for the faint of heart—or the easily offended.
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