This week’s Certified Good Time is a little… questionable. We’re recapping Coachella chaos, giving our takes on Netflix movies, and somehow spiraling into mushrooms, lost rings at the bottom of lakes, and why finding hair in your food can absolutely derail your entire day.

It’s random, it’s unfiltered, and it makes way more sense in our heads. Just two people turning the most chaotic topics into a Certified Good Time because honestly, what else are we doing here?

In this episode of Certified Good Time with Blake and Whitney, we’re covering a little bit of everything and somehow it all makes sense (kind of).

We get into our attempts at eating right, share our wins of the week, and relive some of our most embarrassing moments that probably should’ve stayed in the past. Then it’s on to wine walks, Buc-ee’s runs, and somehow NASA’s Artemis II mission. Yeah, we went there.

It’s unfiltered, all over the place, and exactly what you’d expect from a certified good time.

Welcome to the very first episode of our new show and let’s just say… we didn’t ease into it.

We’re kicking things off with our Pop Offs of the Week, including the Erika Kirk vs. Druski drama and Celine Dion officially making her long awaited return to the stage (finally!!).

Then it’s time for our certified rants where we each break down something that absolutely sent us over the edge this week. Whitney delivers her Hot Take of the Week and Blake brings the Reality Check featuring a conversation about Love on the Spectrum that you won’t want to miss.

We wrap things up with our certified recommendations and end on a corny joke because obviously.

This is just the beginning welcome to the chaos!