The Cosy Village Murder Mysteries

Book 1: Scone Today, Death Tomorrow

By: R George

Narrated by: Virtual Voice

“Whoever eats the last scone in mourning shall be the next to die…”

When Lady Scone is found dead in her bed at Thimblebury-on-Wig, no one is especially surprised. She was, after all, elderly, private, and not terribly well-liked. But when the reading of her will names a mysterious outsider as sole heir, and then that outsider turns up dead with jam on his cravat, suspicion begins to rise faster than the village’s bread dough.

Enter Miss Booketh: quietly observant, politely relentless, and more interested in motives than manners. As more deaths follow, each timed oddly close to afternoon tea, she starts to suspect that someone is using an old family superstition to mask a very modern string of murders.

Between vanishing housekeepers, misplaced codicils, poisoned jam, and a forged will tucked inside a velvet cushion, Thimblebury-on-Wig is about to learn that behind every perfect scone is a secret worth killing for.

Set in 1931 and steeped in English charm, Scone Today, Death Tomorrow is the first book in The Cosy Village Murder Mysteries, a classic whodunnit series where tradition hides treachery, and Miss Booketh never misses a clue.

Awful beyond belief

Possibly the worst book I’ve ever read. I don’t think it was actually written by a person, though in the other hand, could AI write so poorly.?