Scrambled Eggs

By: Rob Nelson

Narrated by: Jason Rowe

Nobody gets more upset about a lack of eggs than I do...

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Little sisters are the worst or not?

Laughed and cringed the entire way through this. A+ for your creative mind Rob Nelson and to Jason Rowe for bringing this story to life. 😂

You Can Find Eggs Anywhere!!

Well, I wasn’t expecting that at all but I was pleasantly surprised by the story! The main character is absolutely nuts about his eggs. And if he doesn’t have his eggs in the morning, he will find a way to get them somehow…
I really enjoyed the narration by Jason Rowe. It oddly made this disgusting story kind of soothing?? Really thankful to be one of the first to listen to this.
Give it a listen - Just make sure you have an empty stomach!

Gross

This was hilarious and gross. I had no idea what to expect in this very sort read and I’m glad I wasn’t prepared! Jason Rowe has a very nice voice, and was perfect for the book! All in all, I’m not sure when I will ever be able to get this out of my head or eat scrambled eggs without picturing this book.

breakfast is the most important meal of the day and dont forget the hot sauce!

Yeah... that was beyond what i was expecting. 10 out of 10 i dont recommend these eggs. First off bravo to jason rowe with another awesome narration! he made the words come off the pages and into my ears like a symphony at the opera. Second i want to say Rob Nelson who hurt you lol must been a sister but all joking aside. This was a dark little tale of why you dont mess with someone's eggs one to many times. Well i am going to go shower and cry in the corner.... and i am going tell everyone to give this a listen you wouldnt regret it

Accurate

As someone who also had a weight loss journey I can attest this reaction was justified - what a fantastic short extreme gore filled rage of a story. Narration was spot on, absolutely amazing.