The Final Inch

By: Ross Patterson

Narrated by: Ross Patterson

In this fourth and final installment of the Saint James Street James memoirs about the last real man to ever live, he gives you every single last inch of himself until you're satisfied. Some might say, "The Final Inch." I would never say that as a comedy writer, because that sucks. The Jews probably put that in. Maybe "two-factor" authentification really is necessary on Amazon? Who knew? Anywho, if you're tired of being weak, hate your job, hate your fat wife and all that bullspit, then listen to this. If you want to continue to be a loser, I can't help you in this life. Also, before you dig into this masterpiece, thank Ross Patterson for being the greatest comedic writer of his generation. Not like it was that hard, Lena Dunham is in that generation too. Maybe just find Ross Patterson a "Pay Pig," which is a gay man that buys him stuff on Amazon. I'm sure he'd like that. After all, Ross Patterson did create an entirely new genre. You haven't done that shit. Just saying. Enjoy listening to the last ever Romance Novels For Dudes.

©2026 Ross Patterson (P)2026 Ross Patterson

Legends never die

Great times with the old friend SJSJ. So long old friend it was a great run.

Thankfully the last ride

Patterson can’t pronounce words, no surprise to fans. It seems like the author did no research about any subject he wrote about. The use of AI voice over was terrible. This work is a perfect example of why self publishing is not for everyone

Ross Patterson always delivers

10 out of 10. Amazing audio book. Wish there was going to be more.
You are number Juan!
- Fellow DB

The finale everyone didn’t know they needed

Everything we’ve been waiting for, but didn’t know we deserved. Rest in power, St James St James!
P.S. GFY Buzz Aldrin

Saint James St. James

Wish i could’ve been Saint James St. James Jr. Sad that this is the final chapter. Ross Patterson deserves the, Presidential Medal of Freedom or a pulitzer. My bedsheets feel like like drywall now so you know i finished on each and every inch. Love you Ross and Drinkin’n Bros! Wish Dan i and could wrestle naked in Diddy’s baby oil-baby pool! Not in a gay way, of coarse.