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Michael Gerber
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"Stop that movie," Headmaster Alpo Bumblemore said, "or Hogwash is history!" After someone sells directions to the school to a sleazy Muddle tabloid, Barry Trotter, Ermine Cringer, and Lon Measly are hauled out of retirement to face their toughest challenge yet. Not only do the 22-year-olds have to elude packs of rabid fans, outwit Barry's sponging Uncle Serious, and vanquish their old foe Lord Valumart, they have to face the most powerful enemy of all: Hollywood!
This audiobook has not been authorized or endorsed by J.K. Rowling or the publishers of the Harry Potter books. Harry Potter is a registered trademark of Warner Bros.
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- Length: 13 hrs and 17 mins
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Taking an analytical approach to Hogwarts's irascible, protective Potions professor, author Lorrie Kim presents a closer look at how Dumbledore's double agent operates behind the scenes throughout the Harry Potter series. By examining the story from Snape's point of view, this in-depth exploration pierces the defenses of the wizarding world's famed Occlumens, revealing the man for who he truly is: one of pop culture's most memorable heroes.
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Too political
- By Sylvious on 03-16-23
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Harry Potter: The Little Book of Curious Facts!
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- Length: 1 hr and 10 mins
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Learn all the Harry Potter facts you never knew. This fun fact book is suitable for all ages, so journey through the classic memories with these rare facts you probably missed. Test any true fan with these hand-selected Harry Potter facts from the series, and you’ll enjoy fun sharable facts, new perspectives, and rare information you likely missed.
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J.K. Rowling
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Once upon a time, as all good stories with happy endings begin, a penniless young mother walked the streets of Edinburgh with her beloved baby daughter, hoping to make her fortune. In truth, “fortune” is probably over-exaggerating; enough money to feed and clothe the two of them and put a decent roof over their heads was all this young mother asked, but it was proving to be incredibly difficult. Yet this is no fairy tale from the Brothers Grimm or Hans Christian Anderson, it’s the true story of one of the most successful women the world has ever known, who in 1990 came up with the ...
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In Dinosaurs Before Dark, adventure is waiting to happen! Jack and his younger sister, Annie, stumble upon a tree house filled with books. Where did the tree house come from? How long has it been there? When Jack reads a book about the Cretaceous period, 65 million years ago, and wishes he could really see the pteranodon, it suddenly appears at his window. Magically. Before Jack and Annie can figure out the mystery, the tree house whisks them back to the prehistoric past.
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magic tree house
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From the Wizarding Archive
- Curated Writing from the World of Harry Potter
- By: J.K. Rowling, Evanna Lynch - foreword
- Narrated by: Evanna Lynch, Hugh Quarshie, Finlay Robertson, and others
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If you’ve ever wondered why Squibs are never offered a place at Hogwarts, what happened when Vernon Dursley first met James Potter, or how Dumbledore and McGonagall formed their lifelong friendship, From the Wizarding Archive should go straight to the top of your wish list. Containing 80 articles written by J.K. Rowling for the original Pottermore website and available for the first time in audio, exclusively from Audible, Harry Potter fans everywhere are in for a treat.
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Great Rowling stuff, horrible introductions
- By lad on 08-31-24
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Harry Plotter and the Chamber of Serpents
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- By: MJ Ware
- Narrated by: MJ Ware
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Austen comes to England knowing that as an American he'll stick out at his new school. But when an errant owl lands him at Hogwarts, he's in for more than he expected.
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Snape
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- By: Lorrie Kim
- Narrated by: Michelle H. Lee
- Length: 13 hrs and 17 mins
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Taking an analytical approach to Hogwarts's irascible, protective Potions professor, author Lorrie Kim presents a closer look at how Dumbledore's double agent operates behind the scenes throughout the Harry Potter series. By examining the story from Snape's point of view, this in-depth exploration pierces the defenses of the wizarding world's famed Occlumens, revealing the man for who he truly is: one of pop culture's most memorable heroes.
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Too political
- By Sylvious on 03-16-23
By: Lorrie Kim
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Harry Potter: The Little Book of Curious Facts!
- By: Christopher C Keller
- Narrated by: Eric Braegger for the Moonlight Project Co.
- Length: 1 hr and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Learn all the Harry Potter facts you never knew. This fun fact book is suitable for all ages, so journey through the classic memories with these rare facts you probably missed. Test any true fan with these hand-selected Harry Potter facts from the series, and you’ll enjoy fun sharable facts, new perspectives, and rare information you likely missed.
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WASTE OF TIME AND MONEY
- By Jessi on 09-16-18
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J.K. Rowling
- The True Story of the Life of tne Great Author and the Birth of Harry Potter
- By: Liam Dale, The History Journals
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 40 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Once upon a time, as all good stories with happy endings begin, a penniless young mother walked the streets of Edinburgh with her beloved baby daughter, hoping to make her fortune. In truth, “fortune” is probably over-exaggerating; enough money to feed and clothe the two of them and put a decent roof over their heads was all this young mother asked, but it was proving to be incredibly difficult. Yet this is no fairy tale from the Brothers Grimm or Hans Christian Anderson, it’s the true story of one of the most successful women the world has ever known, who in 1990 came up with the ...
By: Liam Dale, and others
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Magic Tree House: Books 1 and 2
- Dinosaurs Before Dark, The Knight at Dawn
- By: Mary Pope Osborne
- Narrated by: Mary Pope Osborne
- Length: 1 hr and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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In Dinosaurs Before Dark, adventure is waiting to happen! Jack and his younger sister, Annie, stumble upon a tree house filled with books. Where did the tree house come from? How long has it been there? When Jack reads a book about the Cretaceous period, 65 million years ago, and wishes he could really see the pteranodon, it suddenly appears at his window. Magically. Before Jack and Annie can figure out the mystery, the tree house whisks them back to the prehistoric past.
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magic tree house
- By Suzanna on 01-12-05
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From the Wizarding Archive
- Curated Writing from the World of Harry Potter
- By: J.K. Rowling, Evanna Lynch - foreword
- Narrated by: Evanna Lynch, Hugh Quarshie, Finlay Robertson, and others
- Length: 8 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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If you’ve ever wondered why Squibs are never offered a place at Hogwarts, what happened when Vernon Dursley first met James Potter, or how Dumbledore and McGonagall formed their lifelong friendship, From the Wizarding Archive should go straight to the top of your wish list. Containing 80 articles written by J.K. Rowling for the original Pottermore website and available for the first time in audio, exclusively from Audible, Harry Potter fans everywhere are in for a treat.
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Great Rowling stuff, horrible introductions
- By lad on 08-31-24
By: J.K. Rowling, and others
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- Robin
- 04-15-03
Not especially well done
There were plenty of laugh aloud spots but I kept thinking that it could have been much better. The names given to the characters were clever enough, but beyond that and the bathroom humor it was pretty weak. By the way, this one is definitely not for kids who are Harry Potter fans. Too many adult themes going on.
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- Greg Moore
- 07-20-03
Really Enjoyable
I found this to be quite humorous and really enjoyable. It is a total satire and, imho, a good one. It helps to know a bit about the major harry potter characters and some of the lingo otherwise you might not understand some of the jokes and most of the names. If you've seen the movie that should provide enough info to really enjoy this. Its worth the download.
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- Lisa Marie
- 01-11-06
Parody trying to be funny
I love all the Harry Potter books. I've read and listened to each one. When I saw Michael Gerber's Parody, I just had to listen. It's goofy, and full of all sorts of play on words, but 1/2 way through I was bored by the constant "trying to be funny". It just got old. I'll sit and wait for the next Harry Trotter and leave Barry Trotter on the shelf.
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- Urban
- 08-28-03
Barry Trotter and the Unauthorized Parody
Like one "reader" (listener) before me, I kept thinking this could have been a lot better. It certainly started out quite well, but once you got to the middle it just continued along, without doing anything interesting. I was at least somewhat disappointed.
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- mary
- 06-08-15
Not worth it
What did you like best about Barry Trotter and the Unauthorized Parody? What did you like least?
The first chapter is the only thing good about this book. It held promise of a good parody to come. The book became progressively boring as it progressed. The parodies were not worth the effort.
What could Michael Gerber have done to make this a more enjoyable book for you?
He would have to rewrite the book after chapter 2 to get it to live up to chapter one.
What aspect of Christopher Cazenove’s performance would you have changed?
Christopher Cazenove's performance was good. I would like to hear him doing other narration by different authors
Did Barry Trotter and the Unauthorized Parody inspire you to do anything?
No.
Any additional comments?
The story starts off interesting with the promise of a good parody. This doesn't last past the first chapter. It becomes boring. The parody on names is the only thing that remains constant. I wonder if the purpose of the book is to ride on the coat tails of the Harry Potter phenomenon.
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- Jason Price
- 03-04-15
Fun
A good book and a great performance a fun trip down memory lane for H. P. fans.
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- M. Piper
- 06-05-12
Enjoyable satire
Is there anything you would change about this book?
The satirical humor was good. This wasn't laugh-out-loud hilarious. But it did a good job taking the story to the absurd to poke fun at the source material.
Who was your favorite character and why?
Lon was my favorite character. The sad part is he was the funniest, but mainly because it was the closest to the original. He was supposed to be affected by a hole in the head (explained in the story) but his semi-canine mentality (again explained in the story) was actually the closest to the way the character was portrayed in the films of the original. I say films because the books add a bit and change the source character compared to the film version
If this book were a movie would you go see it?
No, I would not see the movie. This was an entertaining tale, but putting visuals in place of the verbal description would lose some of the fun. This works best as a novel or audiobook
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- J. Sutton
- 04-05-15
So stupid...
This book is extremely stupid, however, it is funny several times throughout this book. The style of "funny" is like family guy... If your a potter basher or lover this might give you a kick
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- Chuck Bane
- 02-05-15
A terrible book, DON’T buy this book!
This book wasn’t for you, but who do you think might enjoy it more?
No one.
What could Michael Gerber have done to make this a more enjoyable book for you?
Change the disgusting bathroom humor, gutter language, and personal attributes of the characters.
Who would you have cast as narrator instead of Christopher Cazenove?
Narrator was fine
You didn’t love this book... but did it have any redeeming qualities?
no
Any additional comments?
A terrible book, what little humor that is in the book is greatly overshadowed by the disgusting bathroom gutter language and personal attributes of the characters.
I got the book thinking is was light humor about a very popular story.
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- John Szpicki
- 02-26-16
It was a fun story
I am happy I heard this book but I don't think I would say it is a classic. It was a fun listen. The voice acting was very, VERY good. So I will need to look for more books narrated by Christopher Cazenove.
Overall the story was, meh. I was not expecting much from the story so I wasn't too disappointed.
Fun listen (Due to Christopher Cazenove) but if you are looking for a riveting story, this is NOT the book.
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