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General P'Kank oversees the defense of Hesstla, Brentili'ik welcomes home Telkan who are far more than lost and makes a shocking discovery that rocks her personal life. Smokey 'No finds himself with the toughest job, overseeing combat troops waiting for redeployment. Vuxten is trying to adapt to a promotion and schooling. The Atrekna, having made great strides in expanding rapidly, have captured a live subject for examination, leaving Lady Keena trapped, but not alone, on an Atrekna research station.
The war still rages on as the chubby duck has not taken the stage to sing.
But in the shadows, Terran history is reaching out to drag everyone into a very roomy grave as Dee, Daxin, and Dhruv make plans that will rock the galactic spur.
(This book continues the finished work to chapter 543)
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- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 15 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 48
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Performance3 out of 5 stars 44
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 44
The Unified Civilized Council, which has ruled for over a hundred million years has discovered new species in the Long Dark. Strange and unknown species that seem to have no rhyme or reason about them. Compounding the problem is the reappearance of the ancient Precursor Autonomous War Machines. Even worse is the fact that the newly discovered Terran Confederacy of Aligned Systems appear to be the only force capable of stopping the murderous robotic starships, some the size of small continents. The first book in the Behold Humanity! series, this covers the initial meetings as well as the ...
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5 out of 5 stars
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Overall great 👍
- By Anonymous User on 03-10-24
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Behold: Humanity!
- Total War
- By: Ralts Bloodthorne
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 15 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 14
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 13
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Story5 out of 5 stars 13
The Unified Civilized Council has struck at the Terran Confederacy of Aligned Systems and struck hard with biological, genecracker, and nanite warfare, causing tens of billions of deaths and wiping out the populations of entire systems. The Unified Council is using the Confederacy's refusal to turn systems liberated from the Precursor Autonomous War Machines as the cassus belli for their attacks and have struck without a declaration of war, going straight for their non-conventional tactics. The murderous Precursor Autonomous War Machines have returned after spending nearly a year refitting,...
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great story
- By Zachary Jaeger on 10-21-24
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Behold: Humanity!
- The Stock Car Race
- By: Ralts Bloodthorne
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 15 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 8
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 8
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Story5 out of 5 stars 8
The Spoked Offensive is underway! The Atrekna assault planet after planet, each planet conquered providing the jump-off point for an assault of five additional systems as the Atrekna have no need of supply lines when they can use their mastery of time and space to replicate supplies over and over again. The Terran Confederacy of Aligned Systems is sent reeling back, in desperate need of refit and reinforcements. World after world has turned into a desperate holding action when what the Confederacy needs is breathing room. Operational tempo has collapsed and things looks bleak. In the ...
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3 out of 5 stars
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so many paths
- By Anonymous User on 09-23-24
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Behold: Humanity!
- Thou Shalt Not Fall...
- By: Ralts Bloodthorne
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 15 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 14
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 13
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Story5 out of 5 stars 13
The situation on Telkan has become desperate, the Unified Civilized Council has struck at the Terran Confederacy of Aligned Systems, their allies, and any Terran civilization they can locate. The diplomat Dreams of Something More has found herself discovering terrible secrets, and even worse things are approaching to challenge all of the players. The Cygnus-Orion Galactic Arm Spur is rapidly descending into open warfare between the Precursor Autonomous War Machines, the Unified Civilized Council, the Terran Confederacy of Aligned Systems, the Dwellerspawn, and whoever is willing to pick up ...
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5 out of 5 stars
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Love reality bending nanite Dracula.
- By Anonymous User on 11-10-24
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Behold: Humanity!
- Victory or Death
- By: Ralts Bloodthorne
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 17 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 7
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Performance3 out of 5 stars 7
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Story5 out of 5 stars 7
The Confederacy/Council Conflict has been interrupted by the return of the vile Atrekna, who view the entire universe as nothing more than resources for their own people to collect. The Lanaktallan cannot withstand the Confederacy military forces, the Precursor Autonomous War Machines, or the Atrekna's biological war systems and are on the edge of collapse. The Confederacy has been caught in between maneuvers, with its most powerful units out of position. The Atrekna are everywhere, overrunning world after world. Lowly gunner Ha'almo'or finds himself thrust into a desperate situation that ...
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3 out of 5 stars
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Editing errors.
- By Munte on 02-12-24
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Behold: Humanity!
- 4th & 10 Line
- By: Ralts Bloodthorne
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 15 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 7
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 7
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Story5 out of 5 stars 7
The Lanaktallan Unified Council has surrendered unconditionally, with Dreams of Something More overseeing the entire surrender process. The Telkan and Leebaw Gestalts begin exploring the SUDS digital universe, V Corps has rotated out for refit and troop rotation. General Trucker, fresh off of his victory, is placed under arrest and put on trial. The Atrekna push their attack across the Galactic Arm Spur. All the while, Vuxten teeters on the edge of losing himself to Enragement. Can Lady Keena pull him back from the brink? (This work covers chapters 544 to 585.5 of the 1000+ chapters of the ...
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4 out of 5 stars
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good story. poor ai review.
- By Anonymous User on 08-27-24
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Behold Humanity!
- May We Come In?
- By: Ralts Bloodthorne
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 15 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 48
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Performance3 out of 5 stars 44
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 44
The Unified Civilized Council, which has ruled for over a hundred million years has discovered new species in the Long Dark. Strange and unknown species that seem to have no rhyme or reason about them. Compounding the problem is the reappearance of the ancient Precursor Autonomous War Machines. Even worse is the fact that the newly discovered Terran Confederacy of Aligned Systems appear to be the only force capable of stopping the murderous robotic starships, some the size of small continents. The first book in the Behold Humanity! series, this covers the initial meetings as well as the ...
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5 out of 5 stars
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Overall great 👍
- By Anonymous User on 03-10-24
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Behold: Humanity!
- Total War
- By: Ralts Bloodthorne
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 15 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 14
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 13
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Story5 out of 5 stars 13
The Unified Civilized Council has struck at the Terran Confederacy of Aligned Systems and struck hard with biological, genecracker, and nanite warfare, causing tens of billions of deaths and wiping out the populations of entire systems. The Unified Council is using the Confederacy's refusal to turn systems liberated from the Precursor Autonomous War Machines as the cassus belli for their attacks and have struck without a declaration of war, going straight for their non-conventional tactics. The murderous Precursor Autonomous War Machines have returned after spending nearly a year refitting,...
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great story
- By Zachary Jaeger on 10-21-24
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Behold: Humanity!
- The Stock Car Race
- By: Ralts Bloodthorne
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 15 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 8
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 8
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Story5 out of 5 stars 8
The Spoked Offensive is underway! The Atrekna assault planet after planet, each planet conquered providing the jump-off point for an assault of five additional systems as the Atrekna have no need of supply lines when they can use their mastery of time and space to replicate supplies over and over again. The Terran Confederacy of Aligned Systems is sent reeling back, in desperate need of refit and reinforcements. World after world has turned into a desperate holding action when what the Confederacy needs is breathing room. Operational tempo has collapsed and things looks bleak. In the ...
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3 out of 5 stars
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so many paths
- By Anonymous User on 09-23-24
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Behold: Humanity!
- Thou Shalt Not Fall...
- By: Ralts Bloodthorne
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 15 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 14
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 13
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Story5 out of 5 stars 13
The situation on Telkan has become desperate, the Unified Civilized Council has struck at the Terran Confederacy of Aligned Systems, their allies, and any Terran civilization they can locate. The diplomat Dreams of Something More has found herself discovering terrible secrets, and even worse things are approaching to challenge all of the players. The Cygnus-Orion Galactic Arm Spur is rapidly descending into open warfare between the Precursor Autonomous War Machines, the Unified Civilized Council, the Terran Confederacy of Aligned Systems, the Dwellerspawn, and whoever is willing to pick up ...
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5 out of 5 stars
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Love reality bending nanite Dracula.
- By Anonymous User on 11-10-24
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Behold: Humanity!
- Victory or Death
- By: Ralts Bloodthorne
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 17 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 7
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Performance3 out of 5 stars 7
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Story5 out of 5 stars 7
The Confederacy/Council Conflict has been interrupted by the return of the vile Atrekna, who view the entire universe as nothing more than resources for their own people to collect. The Lanaktallan cannot withstand the Confederacy military forces, the Precursor Autonomous War Machines, or the Atrekna's biological war systems and are on the edge of collapse. The Confederacy has been caught in between maneuvers, with its most powerful units out of position. The Atrekna are everywhere, overrunning world after world. Lowly gunner Ha'almo'or finds himself thrust into a desperate situation that ...
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3 out of 5 stars
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Editing errors.
- By Munte on 02-12-24
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Behold: Humanity!
- Screams of the Past
- By: Ralts Bloodthorne
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 15 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 10
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Performance3.5 out of 5 stars 9
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Story5 out of 5 stars 9
The Confederacy/Council Conflict (The Big C3) rages on, the Orion-Cygnus Galactic Arm Spur is wracked by fighting with entire planets burning. The Precursor Autonomous War Machines are back with new tricks, the Atrekna are making more moves and displaying more of a presence than the Confederacy suspected, and the Lanaktallan Great Herd has invaded the home worlds of the prime species of the Terran Confederacy of Aligned Systems. The Sol System is awash with fire and flame as the Lanaktallan discover that the millions of ships they brought are nothing more than chaff before Fortress Sol. The...
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great story trouble AI
- By Liam on 09-11-24
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Behold: Humanity!
- Assault on Fortress Sol
- By: Ralts Bloodthorne
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 16 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 7
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 6
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Story5 out of 5 stars 6
The Cygnus-Orion Galactic Arm Spur is engulfed in warfare. A four way brawl with its roots a hundred million years prior, with the Lanaktallan Unified Council on one side, a strange invader from a dying universe on another, the Precursor Autonomous War Machines, strengthened by alliances, coming back into the fight, and, of course, the Terran Confederacy of Aligned Systems. The war has spread to dozens, hundreds of different systems with no signs of stopping. Each side is grimly digging in for the long haul. The vile Atrekna, invaders from another dimension, view the entire universe as ...
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Behold: Humanity!
- Ashes, Ashes
- By: Ralts Bloodthorne
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 15 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 11
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 11
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Story5 out of 5 stars 11
The Terran Xenocide Event has hit the Terran Confederacy of Aligned Systems hard. Over 60% of their active duty military is down and dead, entire fleets are crewed only by a handful of beings, whole armies have just slumped to the ground. The Council/Confederacy Conflict has ensured that every planet is armed and ready, but the Atrekna are the wrong foe. Able to gate in troops and war material without the need for ships or vast logistics lines, the Atrekna appear to be an unbeatable foe who can manipulate space and time to ensure they always get the right outcome. With Hesstla being invaded...
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5 out of 5 stars
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The psychological insights
- By christopher barry on 12-10-24
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Behold: Humanity!
- Do You Need Assistance?
- By: Ralts Bloodthorne
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 15 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 32
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Performance3.5 out of 5 stars 31
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Story5 out of 5 stars 31
The Unified Civilized Council has been assaulted by hundreds of Harvester Class Precursor Autonomous War Machines, each the size of Australia, and each bent on eliminating life in order to secure and harvest the resources of the galaxy for themselves. The only force able to stand up to the PAWM is the recently discovered Terran Confederacy of Aligned Systems. The Mad Lemurs of Terra and their allies are more than willing to stand against the PAWM forces, even as the Unified Council flees from every battle. This is presenting its own problem as the Confederacy holds fast to a belief that the...
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5 out of 5 stars
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The story overall is enjoyable to listen too.
- By Amazon Customer on 03-31-24
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Behold: Humanity!
- The Pool is Reserved For Podlings
- By: Ralts Bloodthorne
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 16 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 21
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Performance3.5 out of 5 stars 20
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Story5 out of 5 stars 20
The Terran Confederacy of Aligned Systems has come to the defense of the Unified Civilized Species Council, moving an astounding weight of metal and troops into UCC space. With the Unified Military Council unable to withstand the Precursor Autonomous War Machines more and more local species and local system leaders are calling for assistance from the Terran Confederacy. In the Telkan System, successfully defended against the Precursor Autonomous War Machines only a year before, a new threat is unveiled as the Unified Council reveals the instruments that carry out their million year long ...
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5 out of 5 stars
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It’s a great story
- By Hector Estrada on 04-06-24
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Behold: Humanity!
- Dead Blood
- By: Ralts Bloodthorne
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 15 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 9
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 8
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Story5 out of 5 stars 8
Humanity lies dead. The Atrekna are landing nearly unopposed on thousands of planets. The day looks dark and many are losing hope. But the Terran Confederacy of Aligned Systems is more than just the Terrans. The Treana'ad War Hordes charge into battle against the enemy. Black Mantid Special Forces own the night. The Telkan Marine Corps spits their defiance into the faces of the invaders from a dead universe. The Lanaktallan desert the Unified Military Council by the hundreds of thousand to join with the Confederacy. Even further, just because you have killed a Terran does not mean its over....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Fantastic Story
- By Tyler chew on 03-12-24
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- Tyler chew
- 04-11-24
Fantastic Story
This entire series has such captivating storytelling. The narrator is ai voice, so alot of the subtle jokes are misdelivered, but I won't fault this audiobook for that. I can't wait for the next release of Behold Humanity.
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- Ben
- 04-19-24
great story!
the story line is great. full of ups and downs, smiles and cries. the ai narrator does not bother me too much, however the misdeliverd jokes and timing and sounds can be annoying but expected. all in all great book series
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- Nalani
- 07-20-24
the entire Behold Huminity series!
I loved these stories on reddit, I love them even more when I got to hear them read by Agro Squirrel & now I get to listen to them again & again!!
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