Bertie’s Book of Spooky Wonders
Failed to add items
Add to Cart failed.
Add to Wish List failed.
Remove from wishlist failed.
Adding to library failed
Follow podcast failed
Unfollow podcast failed
Buy for $11.66
No default payment method selected.
We are sorry. We are not allowed to sell this product with the selected payment method
-
Narrated by:
-
Katie Schorr
-
By:
-
Ocelot Emerson
About this listen
Twelve-year-old Bertie Blount is great at causing trouble. When she’s forced to leave behind her dad and friends in North Carolina so her mom can marry the most boring optometrist in the world, Bertie has a chance at a fresh start.
But when Bertie arrives in Pennsylvania, she doesn’t just bring trouble; she brings disaster. In a moment of anger, Bertie unwittingly triggers an accident that puts her future stepbrother in a coma.
Broken and desperate to make things right, Bertie prays for a miracle. Instead, the universe gives her a pair of supernatural sunglasses, a wise-cracking doppelganger, and a terrifying ghost that sends Bertie on a dangerous mission to find the one thing that just might save her stepbrother’s life.
©2019 Ocelot Emerson (P)2020 Blackstone Audio, Inc.Listeners also enjoyed...
-
Tru Lockhart
- Secrets Don't Stay Buried
- By: Derek Clark, Michael Laemmle
- Narrated by: Brandon Francis
- Length: 15 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
One evening, Tru Lockhart gets a bizarre visit from his father Argus, who has escaped from an institution for the criminally insane. Tru is certain that murder is on his father's mind. Instead, Argus performs a bizarre ceremony that will trigger a startling chain of events, plunging Tru into many oddball worlds, and into the hands of many outlandish villains.
-
-
A Tale of Redemption and Mystery
- By Wilson J. Mayo on 08-12-23
By: Derek Clark, and others
-
Leigh Howard and the Ghosts of Simmons-Pierce Manor
- By: Shawn M. Warner
- Narrated by: Theresa Bakken
- Length: 9 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Leigh's life has been ripped apart. Orphaned, she goes to live with incredibly wealthy relatives she never knew she had. Struggling to fit into her new world, she can't let go of her grief. When the police tell her the investigation into her parents' murder has hit a brick wall, she knows the only way she will ever know peace is to solve the mystery herself. With new family and friends, which includes a ghost with multiple personality issues, Leigh risks everything to find her answers.
-
-
Tiktok comes through again!
- By Allison Wright on 08-25-23
By: Shawn M. Warner
-
Imaginary Friend
- By: Stephen Chbosky
- Narrated by: Christine Lakin
- Length: 24 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Single mother Kate Reese is on the run. Determined to improve life for her and her son, Christopher, she flees an abusive relationship in the middle of the night with her child. Together, they find themselves drawn to the tight-knit community of Mill Grove, Pennsylvania. It's as far off the beaten track as they can get. Just one highway in, one highway out. At first, it seems like the perfect place to finally settle down. Then Christopher vanishes. For six awful days, no one can find him. Until Christopher emerges from the woods at the edge of town, unharmed but not unchanged.
-
-
Just Not Good
- By Steve on 02-28-20
By: Stephen Chbosky
-
Things You Save in a Fire
- By: Katherine Center
- Narrated by: Thérèse Plummer
- Length: 10 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Cassie Hanwell was born for emergencies. As one of the only female firefighters in her Texas firehouse, she's seen her fair share of them, and she's excellent at dealing with other people's tragedies. But when her estranged and ailing mother asks her to uproot her life and move to Boston, it's an emergency of a kind Cassie never anticipated. The tough, old-school Boston firehouse is as different from Cassie's old job as it could possibly be. Hazing, a lack of funding, and poor facilities mean that the firemen aren't exactly thrilled to have a "lady" on the crew.
-
-
Pretty predictable
- By Susan Jordan on 09-14-19
By: Katherine Center
-
The Lost Causes of Bleak Creek
- By: Rhett McLaughlin, Link Neal
- Narrated by: Vikas Adam
- Length: 10 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
At first, high school freshmen Rex McClendon and Leif Nelson believe what they’ve been told - that local students’ strange demises at Whitewood, a local reformatory, were all tragic accidents. But when the shoot for their low-budget horror masterpiece, PolterDog, goes horribly awry - and their best friend, Alicia Boykins, is sent to Whitewood - Rex and Leif are forced to question everything they know about their unassuming hometown and its cherished school for delinquents.
-
-
Does it hold up beyond the R&L fandom?
- By BrettM on 12-01-19
By: Rhett McLaughlin, and others
-
Sprite
- By: Peter Meredith
- Narrated by: Marissa Parness
- Length: 11 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Her name is Odd. Twelve-year-old Audrey Wyatt bears the unfortunate nickname "Odd", a name even her bar-hopping, alcoholic mother uses when she's sober enough to recognize the girl. Cowed by life, Odd doesn't protest, not when she's deformed as she is. Born with a combination of rare birth defects, Odd's eyes are a startling and dreadful red. Demon eyes is the first thought that springs to mind. The little girl takes care to hide them behind dark sunglasses, something her mother insists on, except when she's trading freak-show peeks for dollars or drinks.
-
-
Wonderful
- By Emily on 11-15-19
By: Peter Meredith
-
Tru Lockhart
- Secrets Don't Stay Buried
- By: Derek Clark, Michael Laemmle
- Narrated by: Brandon Francis
- Length: 15 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
One evening, Tru Lockhart gets a bizarre visit from his father Argus, who has escaped from an institution for the criminally insane. Tru is certain that murder is on his father's mind. Instead, Argus performs a bizarre ceremony that will trigger a startling chain of events, plunging Tru into many oddball worlds, and into the hands of many outlandish villains.
-
-
A Tale of Redemption and Mystery
- By Wilson J. Mayo on 08-12-23
By: Derek Clark, and others
-
Leigh Howard and the Ghosts of Simmons-Pierce Manor
- By: Shawn M. Warner
- Narrated by: Theresa Bakken
- Length: 9 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Leigh's life has been ripped apart. Orphaned, she goes to live with incredibly wealthy relatives she never knew she had. Struggling to fit into her new world, she can't let go of her grief. When the police tell her the investigation into her parents' murder has hit a brick wall, she knows the only way she will ever know peace is to solve the mystery herself. With new family and friends, which includes a ghost with multiple personality issues, Leigh risks everything to find her answers.
-
-
Tiktok comes through again!
- By Allison Wright on 08-25-23
By: Shawn M. Warner
-
Imaginary Friend
- By: Stephen Chbosky
- Narrated by: Christine Lakin
- Length: 24 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Single mother Kate Reese is on the run. Determined to improve life for her and her son, Christopher, she flees an abusive relationship in the middle of the night with her child. Together, they find themselves drawn to the tight-knit community of Mill Grove, Pennsylvania. It's as far off the beaten track as they can get. Just one highway in, one highway out. At first, it seems like the perfect place to finally settle down. Then Christopher vanishes. For six awful days, no one can find him. Until Christopher emerges from the woods at the edge of town, unharmed but not unchanged.
-
-
Just Not Good
- By Steve on 02-28-20
By: Stephen Chbosky
-
Things You Save in a Fire
- By: Katherine Center
- Narrated by: Thérèse Plummer
- Length: 10 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Cassie Hanwell was born for emergencies. As one of the only female firefighters in her Texas firehouse, she's seen her fair share of them, and she's excellent at dealing with other people's tragedies. But when her estranged and ailing mother asks her to uproot her life and move to Boston, it's an emergency of a kind Cassie never anticipated. The tough, old-school Boston firehouse is as different from Cassie's old job as it could possibly be. Hazing, a lack of funding, and poor facilities mean that the firemen aren't exactly thrilled to have a "lady" on the crew.
-
-
Pretty predictable
- By Susan Jordan on 09-14-19
By: Katherine Center
-
The Lost Causes of Bleak Creek
- By: Rhett McLaughlin, Link Neal
- Narrated by: Vikas Adam
- Length: 10 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
At first, high school freshmen Rex McClendon and Leif Nelson believe what they’ve been told - that local students’ strange demises at Whitewood, a local reformatory, were all tragic accidents. But when the shoot for their low-budget horror masterpiece, PolterDog, goes horribly awry - and their best friend, Alicia Boykins, is sent to Whitewood - Rex and Leif are forced to question everything they know about their unassuming hometown and its cherished school for delinquents.
-
-
Does it hold up beyond the R&L fandom?
- By BrettM on 12-01-19
By: Rhett McLaughlin, and others
-
Sprite
- By: Peter Meredith
- Narrated by: Marissa Parness
- Length: 11 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Her name is Odd. Twelve-year-old Audrey Wyatt bears the unfortunate nickname "Odd", a name even her bar-hopping, alcoholic mother uses when she's sober enough to recognize the girl. Cowed by life, Odd doesn't protest, not when she's deformed as she is. Born with a combination of rare birth defects, Odd's eyes are a startling and dreadful red. Demon eyes is the first thought that springs to mind. The little girl takes care to hide them behind dark sunglasses, something her mother insists on, except when she's trading freak-show peeks for dollars or drinks.
-
-
Wonderful
- By Emily on 11-15-19
By: Peter Meredith
-
Release
- By: Aly Martinez
- Narrated by: Andi Arndt, Jason Clarke
- Length: 7 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Growing up, Ramsey Stewart branded my soul in ways time could never heal. At 12, he asked me to be his girlfriend. At 13, he gave me my first kiss. By 16, we’d fallen in love, planned a future together, and had our eyes set on the horizon. Love never fails, right? But for Ramsey, it did. I failed him. The entire world failed him. At 17, Ramsey was convicted of killing the boy who assaulted me. "Move on", he wrote in his first and only letter from prison. There was no such thing as giving up on Ramsey. Love may have been our curse, but he was mine - then, now, and forever.
-
-
Pleasantly Surprised
- By Anonymous User on 02-29-20
By: Aly Martinez
-
The Warning
- By: James Patterson, Robison Wells
- Narrated by: Christine Lakin, Will Collyer
- Length: 8 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
A small southern town was evacuated after a freak power-plant accident. As the first anniversary of the mishap approaches, some residents are allowed to return past the national guard roadblocks. Mount Hope natives Maggie and Jordan quickly discover that their hometown is not as it was before. Downed cellular networks fail to resume service. Animals savagely attack humans. And the damaged power plant, where Jordan's father is an engineer, is under military lockdown.
-
-
James Patterson should be ashamed
- By Ron Stewart on 08-19-19
By: James Patterson, and others
-
Dangerous Destiny
- Night Sky, Prequel
- By: Suzanne Brockmann, Melanie Brockmann
- Narrated by: Melanie Brockmann
- Length: 1 hr and 15 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Skylar Reid is the new girl at school. Her mom just moved them to Florida - a.k.a. the Land of the Living Dead, where the average age of her new neighbors is seventy-five - to start over. Skylar is not a fan of the change or her total lack of friends. Then she meets Calvin, a funny, sarcastic boy who doesn't let being in a wheelchair stop him from verbally shredding their preppy classmates.
-
-
Bad reader!
- By Diane on 07-12-18
By: Suzanne Brockmann, and others
-
Hawkins Horrors (Stranger Things)
- A Collection of Terrifying Tales
- By: Matthew J. Gilbert
- Narrated by: Barrett Leddy
- Length: 4 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Prepare to visit the darkest and most chilling corners of Hawkins. Dustin, Lucas, Max, and their friends want to rent videos one night. But when a blackout changes their plans, they swap seven twisted tales based on their hometown. What secrets lurk in an old asylum? Does a mutant creature live at the bottom of Lovers’ Lake? Is a harmless teddy bear actually controlled by a supernatural force? These are just a few of the monstrous mysteries in this creepy collection that is sure to thrill fans of Stranger Things ages eight to 12.
-
-
A decent collection of campfire tales
- By Sabrina N. Frang on 10-25-23
-
Lycanthropy and Other Chronic Illnesses
- By: Kristen O'Neal
- Narrated by: Soneela Nankani
- Length: 12 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Priya worked hard to pursue her premed dreams at Stanford, but a diagnosis of chronic Lyme disease during her sophomore year sends her back to her loving but overbearing family in New Jersey. Thankfully she has her online pen pal, Brigid, and the rest of the members of “oof ouch my bones”, a virtual support group for chronic illnesses. When Brigid suddenly goes offline, Priya does something out of character: she steals the family car and drives to Pennsylvania to check on Brigid. Priya isn’t sure what to expect, but it isn’t the horrifying creature that's shut in the basement.
-
-
Everything I hoped it would be.
- By Joseph Steinberg on 07-27-22
By: Kristen O'Neal
-
Ghost Summer
- Stories
- By: Tananarive Due
- Narrated by: Tananarive Due, Robin Miles, Janina Edwards
- Length: 13 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Whether weaving family life and history into dark fiction or writing speculative Afrofuturism, American Book Award winner and Essence best-selling author Tananarive Due’s work is both riveting and enlightening. In her debut collection of short fiction, Due takes us to Gracetown, a small Florida town that has both literal and figurative ghost; into future scenarios that seem all too real; and provides empathetic portraits of those whose lives are touched by otherness. Featuring an award-winning novella and 15 stories, Ghost Summer: Stories is sure to haunt and delight.
-
-
Tangled Earbuds 58
- By Mary A. Burrell on 01-21-21
By: Tananarive Due
-
The Halloween Moon
- By: Joseph Fink
- Narrated by: Kevin R. Free
- Length: 7 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Esther Gold loves Halloween more than anything in the world. So she is determined to go trick-or-treating again this year despite the fact that her parents think she is officially too old. Esther has it all planned out, from her costume to her candy-collecting strategy. But when the night rolls around, something feels...off. No one is answering their door. The moon is an unnatural shade of orange. Strange children wander the streets, wearing creepy costumes that might not be costumes at all.
-
-
Exceptional!
- By M. Reyes on 08-30-21
By: Joseph Fink
-
The Dysasters
- The Dysasters Series, Book 1
- By: P. C. Cast, Kristin Cast
- Narrated by: Emma Galvin
- Length: 9 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Adoptive daughter of a gifted scientist, Foster Stewart doesn’t live a “normal” life (not that she’d want to). But controlling cloud formations and seeing airwaves aren’t things most 18-year-olds can do. Small town star quarterback and quintessential dreamy boy next door, Tate “Nighthawk” Taylor has never thought much about his extra abilities. Sure, his night vision comes in handy during games, but who wouldn’t want that extra edge? From the moment Foster and Tate collide, their worlds spiral and a deadly tornado forces them to work together....
-
-
Unnecessary Language
- By Janell R Anderson on 05-03-19
By: P. C. Cast, and others
-
The Girl Who Looked Beyond the Stars
- Sheena Meyer, Book 1
- By: L. B. Anne
- Narrated by: Alaura Howery
- Length: 2 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
"Do you believe in angels?" Sheena Meyer is the girl that brings an extra sandwich to school each day just in case someone doesn't have lunch. She's also the girl that questions and investigates everything, driving her parents and teachers nuts. She spends most days waiting for some grand event to happen and change her life. But this isn't what she had in mind. The Murk is coming for her because of a gift she doesn't know she has. Nine years ago an angel appeared in front of select kids all over the world.
-
-
Easy Listen
- By ~Anonymous~ on 06-13-20
By: L. B. Anne
-
Jack: Secret Histories
- Young Repairman Jack Series 1
- By: F. Paul Wilson
- Narrated by: Alexander Cendese
- Length: 6 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Ever come across a situation that simply wasn't right - where someone was getting the dirty end of the stick and you wished you could make things right but didn't know how? Fourteen-year-old Jack knows how. Or rather he's learning how. He's discovering that he has a knack for fixing things. Not bikes or toys or appliances - situations...It all starts when Jack and his best friends, Weezy and Eddie, discover a rotting corpse - the victim of ritual murder - in the fabled New Jersey Pine Barrens. Beside the body is an ancient artifact carved with strange designs.
By: F. Paul Wilson
-
Dragonfly Summer
- By: J.H. Moncrieff
- Narrated by: Natalie Gold
- Length: 7 hrs and 40 mins
- Original Recording
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Jo Carter never thought she'd return to Clear Springs, Minnesota. But when the former journalist receives a cryptic note about the disappearance of her friend Sam twenty years before, she's compelled to find out what really happened. During her investigation, she learns another high school friend has died in a mysterious accident. Nothing is as it seems, and Jo must probe Clear Springs' darkest corners and her own painful and unreliable memories to discover the truth - and save herself from the killer who could still be on the hunt.
-
-
Home is not always where the heart is...
- By shelley on 02-15-20
By: J.H. Moncrieff
-
Unwind
- Unwind Dystology, Book 1
- By: Neal Shusterman
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 10 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
After America’s Second Civil War, the Pro-Choice and Pro-Life armies came to an agreement. According to their Bill of Life, human life may not be terminated from the moment of conception until the age of thirteen. But between the ages of thirteen and eighteen, the child may be gotten rid of by their parent through a process called “unwinding.”
-
-
Chilling, Scary, Difficult to Read
- By Joe on 11-11-20
By: Neal Shusterman
Related to this topic
-
The Lost Causes of Bleak Creek
- By: Rhett McLaughlin, Link Neal
- Narrated by: Vikas Adam
- Length: 10 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
At first, high school freshmen Rex McClendon and Leif Nelson believe what they’ve been told - that local students’ strange demises at Whitewood, a local reformatory, were all tragic accidents. But when the shoot for their low-budget horror masterpiece, PolterDog, goes horribly awry - and their best friend, Alicia Boykins, is sent to Whitewood - Rex and Leif are forced to question everything they know about their unassuming hometown and its cherished school for delinquents.
-
-
Does it hold up beyond the R&L fandom?
- By BrettM on 12-01-19
By: Rhett McLaughlin, and others
-
The Amateurs
- By: Sara Shepard
- Narrated by: Renee Chambliss
- Length: 10 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
As soon as Seneca Frazier sees the post on the Case Not Closed website about Helena Kelly, she's hooked. Helena's high-profile disappearance five years earlier is the one that originally got Seneca addicted to true crime. It's the reason she's a member of the site in the first place. So when Maddy Wright, her best friend from the CNC site, invites Seneca to spend spring break in Connecticut looking into the cold case, she immediately packs her bag.
-
-
Most irritating narrator ever!
- By Hilary on 04-06-17
By: Sara Shepard
-
Jack: Secret Histories
- Young Repairman Jack Series 1
- By: F. Paul Wilson
- Narrated by: Alexander Cendese
- Length: 6 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Ever come across a situation that simply wasn't right - where someone was getting the dirty end of the stick and you wished you could make things right but didn't know how? Fourteen-year-old Jack knows how. Or rather he's learning how. He's discovering that he has a knack for fixing things. Not bikes or toys or appliances - situations...It all starts when Jack and his best friends, Weezy and Eddie, discover a rotting corpse - the victim of ritual murder - in the fabled New Jersey Pine Barrens. Beside the body is an ancient artifact carved with strange designs.
By: F. Paul Wilson
-
Dragonfly Summer
- By: J.H. Moncrieff
- Narrated by: Natalie Gold
- Length: 7 hrs and 40 mins
- Original Recording
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Jo Carter never thought she'd return to Clear Springs, Minnesota. But when the former journalist receives a cryptic note about the disappearance of her friend Sam twenty years before, she's compelled to find out what really happened. During her investigation, she learns another high school friend has died in a mysterious accident. Nothing is as it seems, and Jo must probe Clear Springs' darkest corners and her own painful and unreliable memories to discover the truth - and save herself from the killer who could still be on the hunt.
-
-
Home is not always where the heart is...
- By shelley on 02-15-20
By: J.H. Moncrieff
-
The Mayfair Moon
- The Darkwoods Trilogy, Book 1
- By: J.A. Redmerski
- Narrated by: Kate Reinders
- Length: 10 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
After a nightmarish encounter with a werewolf, 17-year-old Adria Dawson loses her sister, but gains the love of a mysterious young man and his legendary family. Strange and tragic things begin to happen in the small town of Hallowell, Maine: residents come down with an unexplainable 'illness' and some disappear. In the midst of everything, Isaac Mayfair is adamant about keeping Adria safe, even from her sister whom he has warned her to stay away from.
-
-
An average book which would appeal to werewolf fan
- By Suzanne Finnegan on 08-09-13
By: J.A. Redmerski
-
Safe
- A Novel
- By: S. K. Barnett
- Narrated by: Brittany Pressley
- Length: 9 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Jenny Kristal was six years old when she was snatched off the sidewalk from her quiet suburban neighborhood. Twelve years later, she's miraculously returned home after escaping her kidnappers - but as her parents and older brother welcome her back, the questions begin to mount. Where has she been all these years? Why is she back now? And is home really the safest place for her...or for any of them?
-
-
It's SAFE To Say that SAFE Is A Wasted Credit!
- By MA Reviewer on 06-27-20
By: S. K. Barnett
-
The Lost Causes of Bleak Creek
- By: Rhett McLaughlin, Link Neal
- Narrated by: Vikas Adam
- Length: 10 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
At first, high school freshmen Rex McClendon and Leif Nelson believe what they’ve been told - that local students’ strange demises at Whitewood, a local reformatory, were all tragic accidents. But when the shoot for their low-budget horror masterpiece, PolterDog, goes horribly awry - and their best friend, Alicia Boykins, is sent to Whitewood - Rex and Leif are forced to question everything they know about their unassuming hometown and its cherished school for delinquents.
-
-
Does it hold up beyond the R&L fandom?
- By BrettM on 12-01-19
By: Rhett McLaughlin, and others
-
The Amateurs
- By: Sara Shepard
- Narrated by: Renee Chambliss
- Length: 10 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
As soon as Seneca Frazier sees the post on the Case Not Closed website about Helena Kelly, she's hooked. Helena's high-profile disappearance five years earlier is the one that originally got Seneca addicted to true crime. It's the reason she's a member of the site in the first place. So when Maddy Wright, her best friend from the CNC site, invites Seneca to spend spring break in Connecticut looking into the cold case, she immediately packs her bag.
-
-
Most irritating narrator ever!
- By Hilary on 04-06-17
By: Sara Shepard
-
Jack: Secret Histories
- Young Repairman Jack Series 1
- By: F. Paul Wilson
- Narrated by: Alexander Cendese
- Length: 6 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Ever come across a situation that simply wasn't right - where someone was getting the dirty end of the stick and you wished you could make things right but didn't know how? Fourteen-year-old Jack knows how. Or rather he's learning how. He's discovering that he has a knack for fixing things. Not bikes or toys or appliances - situations...It all starts when Jack and his best friends, Weezy and Eddie, discover a rotting corpse - the victim of ritual murder - in the fabled New Jersey Pine Barrens. Beside the body is an ancient artifact carved with strange designs.
By: F. Paul Wilson
-
Dragonfly Summer
- By: J.H. Moncrieff
- Narrated by: Natalie Gold
- Length: 7 hrs and 40 mins
- Original Recording
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Jo Carter never thought she'd return to Clear Springs, Minnesota. But when the former journalist receives a cryptic note about the disappearance of her friend Sam twenty years before, she's compelled to find out what really happened. During her investigation, she learns another high school friend has died in a mysterious accident. Nothing is as it seems, and Jo must probe Clear Springs' darkest corners and her own painful and unreliable memories to discover the truth - and save herself from the killer who could still be on the hunt.
-
-
Home is not always where the heart is...
- By shelley on 02-15-20
By: J.H. Moncrieff
-
The Mayfair Moon
- The Darkwoods Trilogy, Book 1
- By: J.A. Redmerski
- Narrated by: Kate Reinders
- Length: 10 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
After a nightmarish encounter with a werewolf, 17-year-old Adria Dawson loses her sister, but gains the love of a mysterious young man and his legendary family. Strange and tragic things begin to happen in the small town of Hallowell, Maine: residents come down with an unexplainable 'illness' and some disappear. In the midst of everything, Isaac Mayfair is adamant about keeping Adria safe, even from her sister whom he has warned her to stay away from.
-
-
An average book which would appeal to werewolf fan
- By Suzanne Finnegan on 08-09-13
By: J.A. Redmerski
-
Safe
- A Novel
- By: S. K. Barnett
- Narrated by: Brittany Pressley
- Length: 9 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Jenny Kristal was six years old when she was snatched off the sidewalk from her quiet suburban neighborhood. Twelve years later, she's miraculously returned home after escaping her kidnappers - but as her parents and older brother welcome her back, the questions begin to mount. Where has she been all these years? Why is she back now? And is home really the safest place for her...or for any of them?
-
-
It's SAFE To Say that SAFE Is A Wasted Credit!
- By MA Reviewer on 06-27-20
By: S. K. Barnett
-
Neanderthal Opens the Door to the Universe
- By: Preston Norton
- Narrated by: Christopher Carley
- Length: 11 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Cliff Hubbard is a huge loser. Literally. His nickname at Happy Valley High School is Neanderthal because he's so enormous - 6'6" and 250 pounds to be exact. Life in his trailer-park home has gone from bad to worse ever since his older brother's suicide. There's no one Cliff hates more than the nauseatingly cool quarterback Aaron Zimmerman. Then Aaron returns after a near-death experience with a bizarre claim: while he was unconscious he saw God, who gave him a list of things to do to make Happy Valley High suck less. And God said there's only one person who can help: Neanderthal.
-
-
BEST BOOK EVER
- By Kindle Customer on 01-16-23
By: Preston Norton
-
Just Breathe
- By: Susan Wiggs
- Narrated by: Sandra Burr
- Length: 13 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Chicago cartoonist Sarah Moon tackles life's real issues with a healthy dose of sharp wit in her syndicated comic strip Just Breathe. As Sarah's cartoon alter ego, Shirl, undergoes artificial insemination, her situation begins to mirror Sarah's own difficult attempts to conceive. However, Sarah's dreams of the future did not include her husband's infidelity: snag number two in Sarah's so-called perfect life.
-
-
Predictable
- By TRACY on 02-11-09
By: Susan Wiggs
-
Winterborne Home for Vengeance and Valor
- By: Ally Carter
- Narrated by: Laura Knight Keating
- Length: 6 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
April had absolutely no intention of becoming the only person who knows that Gabriel Winterborne, the missing-and-presumed-dead billionaire, is actually living in the basement of Winterborne House, sharpening his swords and looking for vengeance. Now it’s up to April to keep him alive. But there’s only so much a 12-year-old girl can do, so April must turn to the other orphans for help. Together, they’ll have to unravel the riddle of a missing heir and a creepy legend, and find a secret key, before the only home they’ve ever known is lost to them forever.
-
-
Great action adventure for middle grade students
- By doug on 06-10-23
By: Ally Carter
-
Discount Armageddon
- InCryptid, Book 1
- By: Seanan McGuire
- Narrated by: Emily Bauer
- Length: 11 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The Price family has spent generations studying the monsters of the world, working to protect them from humanity - and humanity from them. Enter Verity Price. Despite being trained from birth as a cryptozoologist, she'd rather dance a tango than tangle with a demon, and is spending a year in Manhattan while she pursues her career in professional ballroom dance. Sounds pretty simple, right?
-
-
I love this book!
- By a on 11-21-12
By: Seanan McGuire
-
Southern Storms
- By: Brittainy C. Cherry
- Narrated by: Nikki Thomas, Paul Stefano
- Length: 8 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
After leaving the city life behind to escape my loveless marriage, I moved to small-town Havenbarrow for a fresh start. What I didn’t expect was to find myself drawn to the town’s black sheep. They called him troubled, cold, a man with a dark past. What everyone seemed to miss about Jax was the splashes of light in his eyes, the random acts of kindness he performed when no one was watching, and the way he made me smile and laugh.
-
-
Hold on to your credit
- By RachNYC on 11-03-22
-
Where I End and You Begin
- By: Preston Norton
- Narrated by: Michael Crouch
- Length: 13 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Ezra Slevin is an anxious, neurotic insomniac who spends his nights questioning his place in the universe and his days obsessing over Imogen, a nerdy girl with gigantic eyebrows and a heart of gold. For weeks, Ezra has been working up the courage to invite Imogen to prom. The only problem is Imogen's protective best friend, Wynonna Jones. Wynonna has blue hair, jams to 80s rock, and has made a career out of tormenting Ezra for as long as he can remember. Then, on the night of a total solar eclipse, something strange happens to Ezra and Wynonna - and they wake up in each other's bodies.
-
-
Just soooooo good!
- By Tamra L. Torero-linares on 06-21-19
By: Preston Norton
What listeners say about Bertie’s Book of Spooky Wonders
Average customer ratingsReviews - Please select the tabs below to change the source of reviews.
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- Spice
- 01-07-20
Fantastic! Fun and different and wonderful!
We loved this audiobook. Husband, wife and two boys. Bertie's an incredible character who goes through such an entertaining and funny and gutwrenching journey. She's tough and kind at once. You just love her. The story and the little lessons hidden inside it stay with you. I know this because my two boys have been quoting different parts of the book. Blows me away!
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!