Can I Give My Husband Back?

By: Kristen Bailey

Narrated by: Karen Cass

It’s normal to prefer getting a filling at the dentist’s to spending time with your husband, right?

I thought I was sorted on the life front. I was a heart surgeon with a loving partner and two gorgeous little girls. Except my husband’s version of "loving" is lying, cheating, and sleeping his way around London. Which means I definitely deserve a refund.

Unfortunately, moving on isn’t that simple. Just because I know how to operate on a heart doesn’t mean I know how to fix my broken one. Plus, I lost the receipt for him years ago, so I’m definitely getting shortchanged.

But now that I’m single, am I ready to mingle? There are a few minor issues:

1. The last time I went on a date, double denim was in fashion and my eyebrows were horrendously overplucked.
2. Men wear stupidly skinny jeans now.
3. I don’t know how to use dating apps, but at least I don’t have to get changed out of my pajamas.
4. Sometimes the most promising thing you have in common with a guy is a shared love of prawns.
5. I don’t know whether to open a date with "hi" or "hello" or "hey". and once I ended up saying "howdy".

Everything happens for a reason, they say. There’s plenty more fish in the sea. But what happens when everything falls apart and you haven’t got a clue how to go fishing?

An absolutely hilarious and utterly relatable tale for anyone who has ever survived a nightmare relationship, felt a little lonely, or nursed a broken heart with wine and carbs. This feel-good novel will get you back on your feet and genuinely laughing out loud. Perfect for fans of Why Mummy Drinks, Sophie Ranald, and Sophie Kinsella.

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Love this!

Made me crack up on so many scenarios! Thank you to those who rated this book. I’m looking forward to more books from this author

Parts are laugh out loud funny

I laughed quite a lot. The story was entertaining. Easy listen. Good characters and many interesting smaller stories alongside main.

LOVED!!!

I absolutely loved this book. it was amazing. the narrator did an amazing job. I just finished the book but I already plan on listening to it again.

Laugh out loud

Something fun to listen to that gives you some feels goods. It was light hearted and the sisters are a riot.

very relatable

Loved it, characters are very relatable. Every now and then I find myself wondering how they are doing.
Laughed out loud a couple of times.

Truly Excellent!

I rarely laugh out loud at stories but this one has me busting up. It was real, it was funny, and the reader was excellent. It’s not a deep book, but it’s well worth listening to.

My new all time favorite.

This book is both hilarious and heartwarming. I can’t recommend this one enough. Can’t woT to read more from this author.

If you like a good time, get this book

The narrator definitely made this story come to life. She ATE and left no crumbs okayyy. The characters are so well executed, so relatable, and so likable. I made my mother also pick this one up

A good book

This story will have you laughing and crying. It’s a very real storyline and the narrator was wonderful.
I definitely recommend

Im dying laughing

I love this book and the narrator is brillant- the sister lucy is lol funny - I love emma! I listened to this book whilst my 9yr old was seeing a behavioralist! I snorted and shrieked with laughter several times when funny moments caught me off guard!
At the end of my sons appointment I got some very funny looks- later that Day I got some pamplets emailed to me about how my influence as a parent will make all the difference in my sons behavior😭!

You deserve to laugh! Spend your audible credit here!!! Kay shump - ypsi, Mi usa