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The Hissing Booth Chronicles, Book 0
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Gemma Thorne
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The world ends not with a bang but a hiss.
Since the Rise of Magic, soothsayer Journi McCutcheon has faced supernatural sycophants, dated zealous zombies, and battled possessed pediatricians, but when an eccentric client hires her to investigate haunted pickles, her day goes from weird to worse.
Only demonic dills are the least of her newly acquired problems.
What begins as a nuisance call ends in apocalypse when she stumbles across a mass grave and discovers that the cats therein aren't just dead--they're harbingers of extinction.
And magic is on the endangered species list.
To save her family and Deviants everywhere, she must set aside her feud with all things feline to end the threat.
Before it ends her.
Cat Me If You Can is the exciting prequel to Crazy Cat Lady, Gemma Thorne's number-one best-selling debut novel. Packed with quick wit, spell-slinging heroines, and cats, it's a new breed of urban fantasy.
©2018 Gemma Thorne (P)2019 Gemma ThorneListeners also enjoyed...
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Ben McKelvie believes he's moving up in the world when he and his fiancée buy a house in the cushy Washington, DC, suburb of Barcroft. Instead he's moving down - way down - thanks to Madeleine Roux, the crazy neighbor whose vermin-infested property is a permanent eyesore and looming hazard to public health. First Ben's fiancée leaves him; then his dog dies, apparently killed by a predator drawn into Barcroft by Madeleine's noxious menagerie. But the worst is yet to come for Ben.
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Just Bearable
- By Nancy Chilton-Kendrick on 06-18-17
By: Bill Schweigart
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No Cry for Help
- By: Grant McKenzie
- Narrated by: Noah Michael Levine
- Length: 7 hrs and 31 mins
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During a cross border shopping trip, a family vanishes. No reason. No ransom. No cry for help. Bus driver Wallace Carver fears the worst when his family fails to meet him at the Bellingham, Washington mall. His anxiety is justifiably heightened when security cameras unexplainably show that he crossed the Peace Arch border alone. Now, all Wallace wants to do is get his wife and sons back. But first he has to work out why they were taken and by whom.
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Unexpected Favorite
- By Debbie on 06-14-18
By: Grant McKenzie
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Tall, Dark, and Dead
- By: Tate Hallaway
- Narrated by: Amanda Ronconi
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Recovering witch Garnet Lacey owns Wisconsin's premier occult bookstore. And a fringe benefit of the job is getting customers like Sebastian Von Traum - piercing brown eyes, a sexy accent, and a killer body. The only thing missing is an aura. Which means he's dead. And that means trouble - something Garnet's a sucker for....
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Tall, Dark, Dead & Poorly Edited
- By Amy J on 08-11-13
By: Tate Hallaway
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Still
- Still Series, Book 1
- By: Camilla Monk
- Narrated by: Amy McFadden
- Length: 9 hrs and 57 mins
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It always started like this, a pulse inside me, like a warning before the tide surged, roared... and froze everything. Twenty-year old Emma just landed in Rome, to find the father who walked out of her life more than a decade ago and was too busy eating pizza to call. Traveling with her is a secret she's carried alone since childhood: sometimes, around her, time stops. People and cars freeze, rain hangs still in the air and there's only her left in the silence. To make things worse, instead of her dad, Em runs into a past she'd rather forget in the person of Lily, her stepsister.
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Camilla Monk & Amy McFadden - the dynamic duo!
- By Bethany on 07-03-18
By: Camilla Monk
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Undead Chaos
- By: Joshua Roots
- Narrated by: William Dufris
- Length: 9 hrs and 49 mins
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The job was simple: decapitate the zombie, get paid, get out. Warlock Marcus Shifter followed the plan perfectly. The corpse, however, did not. Now there's a body on the loose, accusations of illegal necromancy are flying, and the answers are waiting in the perilous alleys between the mortal and paranormal worlds. They're no place for someone who mostly gave up magic after a childhood accident. And given his tendency to shoot off his mouth and his Glock, Marcus is having a hell of a time digging up more than just bodies. When an apocalypse-minded megalomaniac threatens Marcus's family, things get personal.
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Pretty good "beach" book
- By david on 12-04-13
By: Joshua Roots
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The Prof Croft Series
- Books 0-4 (Prof Croft Box Sets, Book 1)
- By: Brad Magnarella
- Narrated by: James Patrick Cronin
- Length: 34 hrs and 17 mins
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Join scholar and spell-caster Everson Croft in this five-book urban fantasy set, from the discovery of his magic in the prequel novella, Book of Souls, to his battle against a mind-warping evil in the shocking finale, Death Mage.
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Plagiarize much?
- By robyn K on 04-26-21
By: Brad Magnarella
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- By: Graeme Cameron
- Narrated by: Julian Elfer
- Length: 6 hrs and 40 mins
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He lives in your community, in a nice house with a well-tended garden. He shops in your grocery store, bumping shoulders with you and apologizing with a smile. He drives beside you on the highway, politely waving you into the lane ahead of him. What you don't know is that he has an elaborate cage built into a secret basement under his garage. And the food that he's carefully shopping for is to feed a young woman he's holding there against her will - one in a string of many, unaware of the fate that awaits her.
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Twisted
- By Richelle Reid on 04-03-15
By: Graeme Cameron
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The Vesik Series
- Books 1-3 (Vesik Series Box Set, Book 1)
- By: Eric Asher
- Narrated by: William Dufris
- Length: 28 hrs and 25 mins
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Damian Vesik is no hero. At least, not according to the magical community that turns a blind eye to his battles against evil. So he chalks it up as one more thankless mission when he’s forced to stop his vampire sister from murdering her ex’s entire bridal party.
By: Eric Asher
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The Shadow Glass
- By: Josh Winning
- Narrated by: Colin Mace
- Length: 10 hrs and 16 mins
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Jack Corman is failing at life. Jobless, jaded, and on the “wrong” side of 30, he’s facing the threat of eviction from his London flat while reeling from the sudden death of his father, onetime film director Bob Corman.
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80’s Fantasy Movie Homage
- By Shawn Lysik on 04-15-22
By: Josh Winning
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Under Wraps
- By: Hannah Jayne
- Narrated by: Jessica Almasy
- Length: 8 hrs and 34 mins
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Sick of wrongful-death lawsuits every time a full moon comes around? Call the Underworld Detection Agency. As a human immune to magic, Sophie Lawson can help everyone from banshee to zombie transition into normal, everyday San Francisco life. With a handsome werewolf as her UDA boss and a fashionista vampire for a roommate, Sophie knows everything there is to know about the undead, the unseen, and the uncanny. That is, until a rash of gruesome murders has demons and mortals running for cover, and Sophie finds herself playing sidekick to detective Parker Hayes.
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Annoying Narrator
- By Ocie Nelson on 07-23-14
By: Hannah Jayne
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Grave Witch
- Alex Craft Series, Book 1
- By: Kalayna Price
- Narrated by: Emily Durante
- Length: 10 hrs and 3 mins
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Not even death can save her now. As a grave witch, Alex Craft can speak to the dead---she's even on good terms with Death himself. As a consultant for the police, she's seen a lot of dark magic, but nothing has prepared her for her latest case.
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Excellent Story Narrator needs alot more practice
- By Persistant.SNAFU on 07-06-11
By: Kalayna Price
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Carniepunk
- By: Rachel Caine, Rob Thurman, Kevin Hearne, and others
- Narrated by: Candace Thaxton, Kirby Heyborne
- Length: 14 hrs and 5 mins
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Come one, come all! The Carniepunk Midway promises you every thrill and chill a traveling carnival can provide. But fear not! Urban fantasy's biggest stars are here to guide you through this strange and dangerous world....
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Its A Separate 14 Short Stories
- By Hassan on 07-27-13
By: Rachel Caine, and others
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Imperium
- Caulborn, Book 1
- By: Nicholas Olivo
- Narrated by: Ian McEuen
- Length: 7 hrs and 47 mins
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Vincent Corinthos has two things going for him: he's a top operative of a secret agency tasked with handling paranormal threats, and he's half-god. Normally that's a combo that leaves him well-equipped to handle any problems that come his way. Until now. Something is snatching Boston's most powerful paranormal entities right off the streets. Vampires, lycanthropes, fae, gremlins - no one is safe. No ransom notes, no bodies, no witnesses.
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I enjoyed this audio book immensely!
- By Midwestbonsai on 06-27-16
By: Nicholas Olivo
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- Lonnie-The GreatNorthernTroll-Moore
- 10-24-19
Get the book, you're gonna have a blast!
What a fun, witty, delightful urban fantasy! Journi MuCutcheon is a "gurl" after my own heart, she has sharp teeth, and an even sharper tongue... and she's not afraid to use 'em! Armed with only a slingshot and ensorcelled marbles, she's ready to stop the impending apocalypse! Journi's really not foolish. She knows she can't do it alone, and so enlists the aid of her mother, her grandma, and a gun totin' glam cowgirl! And they're hilarious, what a team...
Lynn Norris' narration is the awesomesauce on this delicacy. So grab the book, and laugh out loud... who cares what the world thinks? 🤔
You're having a BLAST! 💥🤣
I was given this free review copy audiobook at my request and have voluntarily left this review
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- Kindle Customer
- 11-08-19
great story!
fast paced & fun! I look forward to reading more in the series! I loved the narrator, the story line, and the characters! of course I am a huge cat lover too!
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- Lexi Zieve
- 11-04-19
Cats and more cats
Journi was such an amazing character and this world was something I wanted to immerse myself in the entire time. The magic of this world was fascinating which made me want to know even more. I adored Journi and her family they were such quirky and zany people. The characters had such sass and spunk. Her reactions to cats was hilarious which made this story all the better. Journi and her friends and family fought so hard to keep the world safe. This was a fast paced story from the very start. The narrator had the perfect voices for each character which made the story even better. I want to know what will happen next for Journi and the cats. This is such a fun story which made me laugh through the entire listen.
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- Terry56
- 11-14-19
Awesomely Fun!
Loved this book! Journie and her family have magical abilities that are used for good. But they're also snarky and fun! I love how Journie and her family interact with each other! But her grandma is a hoot! LOL I don't want to give spoilers, just suffice it to say, you will be hooked with the first page!
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- bluepits73
- 04-13-19
A Fabulous Listen
As the prequel to The Hissing Booth Chronicles, this gives us a pretty good idea of who Journi is as a character. We also get a chance to experience an abundance of wit and charm in addition to excellent descriptions. Literally busting out laughing in the first 10 minutes or so and at other times throughout. Journi's sleuthing had my attention the entire time. A very well written fabulous paranormal mystery!
The narrator does an excellent job bringing these characters to life and making this story amazing. The narrator fits this series and makes the story even more captivating.
I received a review copy at my request and have voluntarily left this unbiased review.
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- Melissa and Josh
- 07-25-19
What a fun listen for my trip back home!
This was a fun cozy mystery that falls well outside the scope of what I normally read/listen to. As my wife and I are both avid audiobook fans (and my wife an avid reader), my wife was a huge fan of this series. She and I routinely exchange story recommendations to listen to amongst ourselves. This was one of two titles she recommended to me and I am glad she did. I actually purchased the series, autographed, for my wife as a birthday gift for her since this is one of her favorite book series.
Needless to say, I am glad my wife recommended this as like I said up-front, this was a fun listen. I listened to it on my return from a business trip and it made the ride quite enjoyable. I found myself drawn to Journi's adventure right from the start and loved the cat tie-in. One part I was particularly fond of was the transformation that occurred later on in the story for the main antagonist.
On a side note, I too have an emotional attachment to coffee.
I would highly recommend this story for those looking for a fun tale. This is an easy 5/5 from someone who is generally a fan of sci-fi, post-apocalyptic, and space opera stories.
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- Annette Schwartz
- 03-18-19
What a unique, funny and wonderful story!
A haunted pickle jar had my attention from the beginning. With a kick-butt heroine.
The author has a wonderful talent of creating a story that draws you in and keeps you hanging on to the very end. I found the story to be very entertaining and fun! I definitely recommend this book. I couldn’t stop listening to this book.
The narrator did an excellent job of distinguishing between the characters and I enjoyed listening to the book.
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- Cleocutie
- 03-21-19
Funny story
Fast paced story that is full of humor and quirky characters. The story flows well and keeps you interested until the very end
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- Teresa
- 11-29-19
Which will do Journi in, an apocalypse or cats?
Reviewer: Teresa Fallen Angel
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This was a fascinating story about what happened to the world after the Rise of magic changed most people in different. A few were left without magical abilities to find their way in a new world. Journi comes form a magical family where her skills lie in soothsaying. Journi like many resist getting directly involves with the magical police, this leaves her trying to make a living on her own. That all changes when Journi stumbles on a large number of cats who were killed by magical means. This spirals out of control leading to a gun toting woman, her eccentric grandmother, and a possible apocalypse if she can’t unravel the mystery in time. Add to this normals bent on exterminating anyone who is magical giving the readers fast paced and intricate story.
This was an incredible audio-book that came alive for the reader as the narrator added a unique flare to every character.
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- Kay
- 03-20-19
magical thrill-ride quickie!
Did you listen to CRAZY CAT LADY? (If not, do yourself a solid.) That romp left me wanting more, and here it is: a prequel novella that introduces us to Journi, our indomitable and wisecracking goth (or goth-adjacent) soothsayer heroine making her way in a world full of magic since the Rise brought out magical talents, and beings, in eye-popping numbers and variety in her hometown of Columbus. Here, Journi's battling "Middling" (non-magical human) supremacists in a plot line that's hair-raisingly timely, redolent of our Charlottesville-tainted world but without direct political discourse. This is funny and hair-raising, sharp and scary (but not terribly so) — pretty much a PG-13 experience.
The delicious LYNN NORRIS reprises her narrator role in this series with unerring instincts for character and plot development, and razor-sharp comedic timing and inflection that always deliver and satisfy.
Get rrrrready to rrrrumble! (And giggle, and snort, and gasp). Enjoy!
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