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Dennis the Conqueror
- Sword and Sorority, Book 1
- Narrated by: Christian J. Gilliland, Hazel Cohen
- Length: 8 hrs and 24 mins
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Publisher's summary
A real hero knows how to rise to the occasion.
Dennis is a college student whose only luck with the ladies is ogling them from afar and picking up their misplaced bikini tops the morning after wild pool parties he never attends. After working late nights at Conan's Pizza, his overactive Frazetta-inspired imagination are all that get him through the day.
Dreams of slaying beasts to rescue babelicious women will soon be put to the test as his sudden gut-emptying illness turns out to be the side effects of desperate priestess magic from a world of savage-land hotties and nightmarish monsters.
With his newly bestowed herculean body and the aid, advice, and welcome attentions of his female companions, Dennis must learn the skills of a warrior, gain the heart of a champion, and fulfill the uniquely different desires of the women who choose to call him their man.
Facing deadly vagabonds, ravenous beasts, and mythical creatures, he does his best to survive the challenges of this new land and protect the women relying on him. But his hard work in college never prepared him for any of this, and especially not for the Dark One.
Warning: This novel contains mature content, including a harem element.
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It’s 1984, and life has changed beyond recognition. Airstrip One, formerly known as Great Britain, is a place where Big Brother is always watching, and nobody can hide. Except, perhaps, for Winston Smith. Whilst working at the Ministry of Truth, rewriting history, he secretly dreams of freedom. And in a world where love and sex are forbidden, where it’s hard to distinguish between friend and foe, he meets Julia and O’Brien and vows to rebel.
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5 out of 5 stars
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A Revelation!
- By wotsallthisthen on 04-07-24
By: George Orwell, and others
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Starter Villain
- By: John Scalzi
- Narrated by: Wil Wheaton
- Length: 8 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 10,406
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 9,249
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 9,243
Inheriting your uncle's supervillain business is more complicated than you might think. Particularly when you discover who's running the place. Charlie's life is going nowhere fast. A divorced substitute teacher living with his cat in a house his siblings want to sell, all he wants is to open a pub downtown, if only the bank will approve his loan. Then his long-lost uncle Jake dies and leaves his supervillain business (complete with island volcano lair) to Charlie. But becoming a supervillain isn't all giant laser death rays and lava pits.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Volcanic Lairs, Death Rays & Cats… Oh My! 😼
- By C. White on 09-19-23
By: John Scalzi
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The Martian
- By: Andy Weir
- Narrated by: Wil Wheaton
- Length: 10 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 37,656
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 33,513
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Story5 out of 5 stars 33,409
Six days ago, astronaut Mark Watney became one of the first people to walk on Mars. Now, he's sure he'll be the first person to die there. After a dust storm nearly kills him and forces his crew to evacuate while thinking him dead, Mark finds himself stranded and completely alone with no way to even signal Earth that he’s alive - and even if he could get word out, his supplies would be gone long before a rescue could arrive. But Mark isn't ready to give up yet.
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1 out of 5 stars
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I love Wil Wheaton but why not R. C. Bray?
- By L. Newman on 01-11-20
By: Andy Weir
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Artemis
- By: Andy Weir
- Narrated by: Rosario Dawson
- Length: 8 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 94,497
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 86,507
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Story4 out of 5 stars 86,305
Jazz Bashara is a criminal. Well, sort of. Life on Artemis, the first and only city on the moon, is tough if you're not a rich tourist or an eccentric billionaire. So smuggling in the occasional harmless bit of contraband barely counts, right? Not when you've got debts to pay and your job as a porter barely covers the rent. Everything changes when Jazz sees the chance to commit the perfect crime, with a reward too lucrative to turn down.
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3 out of 5 stars
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A ferrari with no motor
- By will on 11-18-17
By: Andy Weir
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Temporal
- By: Julian Simpson, Richard MacLean Smith, Bec Boey, and others
- Narrated by: Nicola Walker, Sanjeev Bhaskar, Jessie Mei Li, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 26 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 2,004
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,954
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Story4 out of 5 stars 1,955
In the not-too-distant future, a 21-member crew launches from Earth. Their mission: to establish a temporary colony on Mars. Little do they know that colony will become permanent–and the last stand of the human race. Because, without warning, every single person left on Earth simply...vanishes. Now, a thousand years later, the resources needed to sustain life are running out, and the very existence of the Mars colony is threatened. Humankind has only one option–to return to its home planet.
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3 out of 5 stars
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It was ok.
- By Cregg Terasa on 08-06-24
By: Julian Simpson, and others
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- Daniel
- 08-22-21
Highly Recommend you check this one out!!!
I enjoyed the book alot. The MC starts off and acts on a similar level to the MC from Mike Truk's "THE FIVE TRIALS". A loser not really understanding the seriousness of whats going on. Was still hooked in the first 16 minutes and the MC starts to get into being the hero everyone needs him to be. At parts I laughed, but never cried and I like that Conan (that would be the barbarian) is the MC's touchstone for how a hero acts. The story is a completed trilogy thats now getting the audio book treatment. If you can't wait like me to learn what happens next, you can pick up the complete ebook trilogy from Amazon for $6.99. I am on to the next part of Dennis' adventure.
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- Ike Armstrong
- 08-28-21
enthralling
this book is an all arounder and contains copious amounts of adult interactions, fighting, problem solving and questing. it ended to quick as I couldn't put it away. looking forward to the next installment
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- Dakota Nikaido
- 08-29-21
Pretty good 👍
I received this title for review. Had thought it would be similar to Hondo's Dan the Barbarian, but it was quite different and enjoyable. Now I'm hoping book 2 will come to audio as well.
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- Calvin Moore
- 12-28-21
loved it!
This was awesome! can't wait for book 2 to see what happens next and when how the Priestest will be formed and how!
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- JB
- 06-17-22
Light Hearted and Fun
Pretty descent follow up to the first one. A slightly different type of isekai story. The MC isnt a whiner or too OP which is nice. Christian and Hazel were solid as always. Worth the credit.
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- Travis B.
- 02-28-22
sauce to story ratio
50/50 sauce to story ratio, some authors use sauce as an enhancer, some use it as a focus, this series seems to be almost exactly even in both, plot is to get sauce, sauce is needed to advance the plot. NSFW and harem focused
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- Daniel W. Mickelson
- 08-28-21
Enjoyed the ride!!
Very much enjoyed the premise and building story, loving how it’s all coming together! Looking forward to more!
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- DJenser
- 11-25-21
What can I say?
He had me at "Conan's, a noble pizza joint." and "...the greatest artist of all time: Frank Frazetta."
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Overall4 out of 5 stars
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- Kindle Customer
- 08-31-21
good story
I thought the story was very entertaining decent characters and a clear direction. there is some information holes but with excellent narration was very good overall. bring on the next one
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- No one important
- 06-30-22
Ok
Sex scenes are boring and lack luster tbh. It’s more or less tells you what happens rather then taking you through the event.
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