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Nick relates his story in the first person, speaking in the colorful dialect of his New York neighborhood. Anyone who has battled weight issues or dreamed of "hitting it big" will relate to and laugh at Nick's preposterous idea as he thinks it through and decides that this is it: This is going to be his ticket to the good life.
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What does it mean to be pretty? Do you really need someone to validate your appearance? Neil LaBute tackles our obsession with physical beauty head-on in a work nominated for multiple Tony and Drama Desk Awards. Our production, directed by the playwright, includes original Broadway cast member Thomas Sadoski, whose acclaimed performance also earned aTony nomination. Includes a backstage conversation with Neil LaBute and the cast. An L.A. Theatre Works full-cast production.
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An exquisite reading of one of my favorite plays
- By Suzannah McLellan on 06-11-18
By: Neil LaBute
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Hey Mom
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Louie Anderson has been channeling his beloved mom in his iconic stand-up comedy for decades - but she passed away before getting to see him reach new heights with his breakout role. Hey Mom is Louie's way of catching Ora Zella Anderson up on everything that has been going on in his life, including his continued struggles with food and family, but also how so much has changed for the better. He also has plenty of laugh-out-loud stories about his incredibly resilient mother and his 10 siblings, as well as observations on the absurdities of life.
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I love Louie even more now
- By Candace on 05-02-18
By: Louie Anderson
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The Boy Next Door: A Novel
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This is a message from the Human Resources Division of the New York Journal, New York City's leading photo-newspaper. Please be aware that according to our records you have not yet listened to this book. What exactly are you waiting for? This book has it all: humor, romance, cooking tips, Great Danes, heroine in peril, and dolphin-shaped driftwood sculptures. If you wish to hear about any of the above, please do not hesitate to scroll to the top of this page, where you will find the button to help you buy this book. Sincerely, Human Resources Division, New York Journal
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- By Tara on 10-19-23
By: Meg Cabot
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Wanna Bet?
- A Degenerate Gambler's Guide to Living on the Edge
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The two-time best-selling author, comedian, actor, and radio icon explains the philosophy that has kept his existence boredom-free since the age of 13 - the love of risk. An avid sports better and frequent card player, Lange believes that the true gambler gets high not from winning, but from the chaotic unknown of betting itself. He recounts some of his favorite moments, many of which haven't involved money at all. In this candid and entertaining memoir, he looks back at the times he's wagered the intangible and priceless things in life: his health, his career, and his relationships.
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who needs Artie (to read)
- By B. Wenners on 08-24-18
By: Artie Lange
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The Last Detail
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Unlike other branches of the armed services, the Navy draws its police force from the ranks as temporary duty - Shore Patrol. In this funny, bawdy, moving audiobook set during the height of the Vietnam War, two career sailors in transit in Norfolk, Virginia - Billy "Bad-Ass" Buddusky and Mule Mulhall - are assigned to escort 18-year-old Larry Meadows from Norfolk to the brig in Portsmouth, New Hampshire, where he is to serve an eight-year sentence for petty theft. It's good duty, until the two old salts realize the injustice of the sentence and are oddly affected by the naive innocence of their young prisoner.
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- By bella on 09-11-20
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The Eden Express
- A Memoir of Insanity
- By: Mark Vonnegut
- Narrated by: Pete Cross
- Length: 9 hrs and 53 mins
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Mark Vonnegut set out in search of Eden with his VW bug, his girlfriend, his dog, and his ideals, but genetic predisposition and a whole lot of shit going down made him crazy in a culture that told him mental illness is a myth and schizophrenia is a sane response to an insane society. Describing his experiences during the late '60s and early '70s, Eden Express reveals how Mark went from being a recent college grad who was in love and living communally on a farm to having nervous breakdowns.
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Touches the challenges of human condition
- By Glenn Ainsworth on 06-23-23
By: Mark Vonnegut
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Crash and Burn
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At a high point in his career, Artie Lange performed a sold-out show in Carnegie Hall-and he did it with a pocketful of heroin. In the midst of a deep, self-destructive depression, addicted to heroin, cocaine, and prescription drugs, he lashed out at everyone around him-from his cohosts on The Howard Stern Show to celebrity guests and even his longtime friends. Then came his legendary meltdown on-air, with 6 million people listening, after which Lange pulled himself together enough to go to a buddy's bachelor party in Amsterdam.
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[Narrator Fail] Comic Genius+Depression+Drugs=Mess
- By Hilary on 11-07-13
By: Artie Lange, and others
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Lawn Boy
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- Narrated by: P. J. Ochlan
- Length: 8 hrs and 28 mins
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For Mike Muñoz, a young Chicano living in Washington State, life has been a whole lot of waiting for something to happen. Not too many years out of high school and still doing menial work - and just fired from his latest gig as a lawn boy on a landscaping crew - he knows that he's got to be the one to shake things up if he's ever going to change his life. But how?
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Digging Up Mother
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Doug Stanhope is one of the most critically acclaimed and stridently unrepentant comedians of his generation. What will surprise some is that he owes so much of his dark and sometimes uncomfortably honest sense of humor to his mother, Bonnie.
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Not my thing.
- By J. Harral on 01-27-18
By: Johnny Depp - foreword, and others
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Every Day I'm Hustling
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Vivica A. Fox is a dynamo who has created a lasting career on her own, through sheer, roll-up-your-sleeves DIY hustle. Every Day I'm Hustling is a personal book with a message Fox passionately believes in: that you make your own luck, that you never ever wake up in the morning thinking somebody's going to call you and offer you that part or ask you out on that date that's going to change your life, that you have to wake up and put on your longest eyelashes and fiercest heels and go out and make your life happen yourself.
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Loved it!
- By colette on 04-09-18
By: Vivica A. Fox, and others
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Restaurant Man
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How does a nice Italian boy from Queens turn his passion for food and wine into a nationwide empire? In his intrepid, irreverent, and terrifically entertaining memoir, Restaurant Man, Joe Bastianich charts his remarkable culinary journey from his parents’ neighborhood eatery to becoming one of the country’s most successful restaurateurs, along with his superstar chef partners: his mother, Lidia Bastianich, and Mario Batali.
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If you liked Kitchen Confidential you'll...
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By: Joe Bastianich
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The Art of the Pimp
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- Narrated by: Kevin Stillwell
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Dennis Hof, proprietor of the world-famous Moonlite Bunny Ranch brothel and the P.T. Barnum of prostitution, charts his path to fame and infamy, while dispensing homespun wisdom about sex, sales, money, and how to live as the country's most recognizable pimp. In The Art of the Pimp, Dennis Hof offers a hilarious, insightful, behind-the-scenes look at life as the proprietor of The Moonlight Bunny Ranch, the world's most famous legal brothel, and recounts his chaotic life.
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if you love the sex industry then yell love this
- By Amazon Customer on 11-28-17
By: Dennis Hof
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The Pursuit of Happyness (Abridged)
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At the age of 20, Chris Gardner arrived in San Francisco to pursue a promising career in medicine. However, he surprised everyone and himself by setting his sights on the competitive world of high finance. Yet no sooner had he landed an entry-level position at a prestigious firm, Gardner found himself caught in a web of incredibly challenging circumstances that left him part of the city's working homeless with his toddler son.
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Very Good Story!
- By Lito Da Critic on 06-02-06
By: Chris Gardner
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- David Forman
- 10-25-14
Funny Story Made Hilarious by Expert Delivery!
Have you listened to any of A. T. Al Benelli’s other performances before? How does this one compare?
Al does it again! This is second book I've listened to with Al as the narrator and I'll continue to seek out his titles! While this story is very funny and is full of positive messages the funniest and best material can be destroyed by poor delivery; Al's performance, by contrast, increases the audience's enjoyment of Jeff Koppelson's work. I look forward to listening to Al's next work!
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- Merlinfan
- 08-30-14
A Hoot and a Howl!
Where does Eating Trees rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?
In the top 5 for sure! This was my first comedy audiobook and I'm sure people must have thought I was a touch crazy when I laughed out loud on the train... hope they saw my earbuds!
Who was your favorite character and why?
Nick... I can think of so many guys he reminds me of... but he mostly reminded me of Joe Pesci in "My Cousin Vinnie"... I guess because of the way the narrator acted the character. Very Funny!
What does A. T. Al Benelli bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?
The voices were great! I guess when you read you kind of make up voices in your head... like background thinking. Benelli relieves the listener of that burden and the way he switched from one to another and back again was very impressive. It sounded like a cast of characters on a radio show. It sort of conjured up mental images of Robin Williams or Jonathan Winters... Is he a little off? Who cares... the performance was very entertaining.
Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?
I didn't really intend for it to go that way... but it did! I figured a 90 minute commute but after dinner I went back to it and let it run completely through. The story is one you can't really walk away from... I kept saying, "One more chapter" but then I wanted to see where things were going. Very well written. I'll let my sister listen tomorrow on the beach! It should keep her quiet for a while. lol
Any additional comments?
I've listened to another of the narrators books before. That's how I found this one... from the link.
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- Debbie Barr
- 05-19-18
Interesting
I enjoyed listening to this book. Enjoyed the New York accent!! Getting ready to listen to another book by this performer.
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- Michael
- 02-08-15
Wanna relax with a fun story ?
Eating Trees was a fun, entertaining jaunt through the lives of colorful characters. Al did a great job of keeping the story flow moving and wanting me to hear each succeeding chapter and story.
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- Joanne H.
- 10-15-14
Just imagine the possibilities!!
Where does Eating Trees rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?
Since this was the first audiobook I've listened to, I was surprised that it had me captivated from the chute. The story progresses on an easily-relatable level, and I found myself giggling to myself about ideas and thoughts that, before now, had been intimately personal!
What did you like best about this story?
The humor from the experiences in Mr. Sorelli's cookie business put me in his life for the duration of this audiobook. I found myself cheering for his success, and shaking my head when things didn't go his way. The Atlantic City excursion was my favorite, as the description of the events placed me right next to Nick and Connie. We've all been there!
Which character – as performed by A. T. Al Benelli – was your favorite?
I enjoyed listening to all of the voices of the different characters, but I thoroughly enjoyed Nick Sorelli, the guy next door!
If you could rename Eating Trees, what would you call it?
Paper cookies? A Lesson Learned ... or Not?
Any additional comments?
This was a fun start to my audiobook experiences. I enjoyed listening to Al Benelli's narration, and found myself listening more closely when the voices changed. As a North Dakota girl, Al's accent made me smile from Word One, and I would love to hear what else he's got out there! Thanks for the listen!
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- Muffina
- 02-06-17
Hilarious!
Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?
Oh definitely... This was sooooo fun to listen to... All my friends at one time or another... have dreamed of making it big... Have been on some kind of diet... Have fallen in love with Italians and their food... Have run across a character like this...
What other book might you compare Eating Trees to and why?
Is there a book version of "My Cousin Vinny"? I mean... it's just like that! If you liked that movie with that little Italian mob guy as the lawyer... you're gonna love this.
Have you listened to any of A. T. Al Benelli’s other performances before? How does this one compare?
Yes. I'm a fan and follower of his. I would put this up as one of his BEST... if not THE BEST! I see it won an Earphones Award...
Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?
It has to be at the end when he argues his case with the other lawyer... Only Italians have that kind of "logical" thinking. I laughed out loud...
Any additional comments?
Other than the occasional 'cuss words" this would make a great family movie. As it is I wouldn't give it to young kids... but for teens on up? Hell Yeah. Fuhggeddaboudit!
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- Rabia Tanveer
- 10-04-14
A marvelously fun story
Would you listen to Eating Trees again? Why?
I have listened to Eating Trees three times now and never get tired of how Al Benelli brings Jeff Koppelson’s characters to life. Al has done a masterful job of bringing Nick and company alive with his ability to show their true character with his talented voice.
What was one of the most memorable moments of Eating Trees?
There are many memorable parts of Eating Trees starting with the very beginning as we learn who Nick is to his never ending optimism at the end. My favorite part was Nick dealing with the lawyer who was trying to get his statement prior to going to trial over his cookie venture. Classic stuff.
Which character – as performed by A. T. Al Benelli – was your favorite?
No question, Nick. You have to admire his never ending optimism.
Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?
I laughed like hell. I was a little sad about how it ended but that’s life and Jeff Koppelson told the story of a typical dream gone bad very well.
Any additional comments?
I look forward to more great stories from Jeff Koppelson and Al Benelli. They are both great talents in their own rights.
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- Michael J Addice
- 01-16-15
A must to listen to. Great light hearted story.
Easy listening story about a guy trying to make it big. Narrations were wonderful.
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