Ep. 18: Matt Bellassai out of the Closet (Hold On with Eugene Mirman)
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[Contains explicit content] Matt Bellassai (author of Everything Is Awful, Buzzfeed's Whine About It) is an internet wunderkind now bursting into old media with his book. While on tour promoting his book and "coming out" as a published author, Matt dropped by the studio to tell Eugene Mirman a story about coming out in a completely different way. Closets, insect identification competitions, and quality questions make this an unmissable episode of Hold On!
In each episode of the Audible Comedy series Hold On, host Eugene Mirman (Bob's Burgers) pauses the funny stories of comedians and performers to get the skinny behind the story. Featured and future guests include: Jim Gaffigan, "Weird Al" Yankovic, Ira Glass, Neil deGrasse Tyson, Kyle Kinane, Jonah Ray, Kumail Nanjiani, Maria Bamford, Hasan Minhaj, Karen Kilgariff, Gad Elmaleh, Caroline Rhea, Rhea Butcher, and more! Enjoy new episodes in your Audible app.
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