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Bill of the Dead, Book 2
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Christopher John Fetherolf
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Rick Gualtieri
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One geek against the rising darkness.
Bill Ryder is having a hell of a week. Magic is back, one of his friends has been entombed in solid rock, and he once again has no pulse to speak of. Too bad it’s about to get worse.
Something is hunting vampires in New York City. A smarmy wizard has been called in to investigate, one with skeletons in his closet and eyes for Bill’s girlfriend. All the while, neolithic horrors - not seen since the dawn of time - are reappearing, wreaking havoc wherever they step.
Bill will need to rally his friends, both new and old, if he’s to have any chance of turning the creeping tide of chaos threatening to drown his city. But it won’t be easy. The balance of power in the supernatural hierarchy has been upended, and all the attitude in the world might not be enough to fix it.
Bill the vampire is back in Everyday Horrors, the second book in the Bill of the Dead series that puts the comedy back into horror comedy. If you enjoy the snark of Shayne Silvers, Steve McHugh, Michael Anderle, or Jim Butcher, then you're in for one hell of a bloody fun ride.
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- By Bunker on 04-03-20
By: R. L. King
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Iron & Velvet
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- By: Alexis Hall
- Narrated by: Cat Gould
- Length: 8 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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Name's Kane, Kate Kane. I'm a paranormal private investigator, which is like a normal private investigator except - and stop me if you're having trouble following this - more paranormal. This business comes with a few basic rules: don't start drinking before noon, don't get your partner killed, don't sleep with the woman who killed him. Last year I broke all of them.
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Vampire werewolf witch faerie soft core porn
- By Ralene on 06-01-20
By: Alexis Hall
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Dragon Oracle Omnibus
- Dragon Oracle, Book 1-3
- By: Jada Fisher
- Narrated by: Christine Lakin
- Length: 12 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Davie is a normal girl trying to live a normal life. Except that she can see the future and has visions that make her seem crazy. When she meets a man who immediately seems too perfect to be real, her quest for a normal life quickly ends. She soon learns the world is full of mythical creatures including shape-shifting dragons, dwarves, and mystical oracles. Can Davie adapt to the new world that has dropped her into the middle of a mythical war that could tear the world apart?
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Not a reverse harem!
- By BrandyDalton on 11-23-20
By: Jada Fisher
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Blink
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- By: David Delaney
- Narrated by: Matt Godfrey
- Length: 2 hrs and 48 mins
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Fireball blasting battle-mages, shapeshifting soccer moms, and a best friend who is more than happy to throw punches now and ask questions later-Wyatt Murphy is in for a supernatural thrill ride of reality-bending proportions.
By: David Delaney
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Not Dead Yet
- By: Jenn Burke
- Narrated by: Greg Boudreaux
- Length: 9 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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Wes Cooper was dead. Then he wasn't-though he's not exactly alive, either. As an immortal not-ghost, he can transition between this world and the otherplane, which makes him the perfect thief for hire. For 70 years he's made a "living" returning items to their rightful owners, seeing his fair share of the bizarre in the process. But he's never witnessed murder. Until now.
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WOW, A TRULY FANTASTIC SERIES!
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By: Jenn Burke
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Infernal Justice, Books 1-3
- Ethan Drake Series
- By: N.P. Martin
- Narrated by: Brian Wiggins
- Length: 24 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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My name is Ethan Drake, and I’m a police detective. And I got plenty darkness to give. So does my partner, who’s a demon, and frankly, a royal pain in my ass. But occult investigators are in short supply in the PD, so what are you going to do? Anyway, we just caught a bodysnatching case that has the stench of occult workings all over it.
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It wasn't quite what I expected, it was better!
- By Snyckerdoodle on 09-22-21
By: N.P. Martin
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Lone Wolf Pack: Books 1-3
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- By: Heather Hildenbrand
- Narrated by: Sarah Puckett
- Length: 28 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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After my nightmarish past, starting fresh should be a dream come true. But when my father’s death leaves me on the run, I have no choice but to seek shelter with the only family I have left: an uncle I’ve never even met.
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Excellent story
- By Amazon Customer on 11-05-23
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The Accidental Werewolf
- Accidentally Friends, Book 1
- By: Dakota Cassidy
- Narrated by: Meredith Mitchell
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When Marty Andrews gets bitten by a mangy mutt while walking her teacup poodle, her blond hair darkens, the hair on her legs starts growing at an alarming rate, and her mood swings put her dream job as a sales rep for Bobbie-Sue Cosmetics in serious jeopardy. Then a drool-worthy man shows up at her door claiming that he accidentally bit Marty. And since he's a werewolf, she is now, too. Thinking Keegan Flaherty is clearly insane, Marty refuses to believe a word until a kidnapping makes her realize there's more at stake than just her highlights.
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Too much sex
- By CrunchySocks on 03-17-15
By: Dakota Cassidy
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Histories
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- By: John G. Hartness
- Narrated by: James Anderson Foster
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- Unabridged
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An attack in the dark. The loss of a love. Waking up hung over in a ditch. These are the things that make a hero, especially if that hero is Quincy Harker, immortal wizard, snarky bastard, and general badass. Histories collects two short stories and one short novella giving a peek behind the curtain at the man, the myth, the legend that is Quincy Harker, as well as the origin story of one of his most popular cohorts, Jo Henry.
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Great for newcomers and Harker fans
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 10-11-22
By: John G. Hartness
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Resurrection of the Damned
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In a world invaded by demons, it's up to Katie and her Killers to restore order while also evading enemies - and friends - who want her in the worst way.
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Totally Spoiled Storyline
- By Linda Luella on 01-03-20
By: Michael Todd, and others
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Spells, Salt, & Steel, Season Two
- Spells, Salt, & Steel
- By: Gail Z. Martin, Larry N. Martin
- Narrated by: Roger Wayne
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- Unabridged
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Monster hunter and mechanic Mark Wojcik has his hands full protecting innocent monsters from horrible people and innocent people from horrible monsters. His corner of rural Pennsylvania used to be relatively quiet—except for the ghosts, trolls, gnomes, and snallygasters. Then the Mob wars between the vampires and werewolves spilled over from the big city, along with supernatural bounty hunters, necromancer narcos, a monster trafficking ring, paranormal bookies, warring secret government agencies, and wicked witches.
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Repetitive Introductions and Lots of Pizza
- By Pamela on 07-26-23
By: Gail Z. Martin, and others
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Goddess with a Blade
- By: Lauren Dane
- Narrated by: Eve Bianco
- Length: 8 hrs and 18 mins
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Rowan Summerwaite is no ordinary woman. Physical vessel to the Celtic goddess Brigid and raised by the leader of the Vampire Nation, she's a supercharged hunter with the power to slay any vampire who violates the age-old treaty. A recent string of murders has her at odds with Las Vegas's new Scion, the arrogant and powerful Clive Stewart. The killings have the mark of Vampire all over them, and Rowan warns Clive to keep his people in line - or she'll mete out her own brand of justice.
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Average
- By Leesa on 03-26-13
By: Lauren Dane
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Investigation, Mediation, Vindication
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"Investigation, Mediation, Vindication." That's how the Yellow Pages ad starts, and if it sounds like the sort of thing a drunk teenager might come up with . . . well, you'd only be wrong about the teenager part. John Smith owns San Diego's smallest private investigation firm, but he doesn't know the first thing about mediation. Or vindication.
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What a surprise find
- By nightmare on 09-29-23
By: Chris Tullbane
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Good Intentions
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- Narrated by: Tess Irondale
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He knew it was a dumb stunt from the start. A midnight run through a cemetery to impress a couple of girls isn't the stuff of legend, but Alex Carlisle longs to escape the crushing mediocrity of life after high school. Then, he stumbles upon the ritual, the cultists, and two bound and bloodied women. Alex intervenes, and the ritual blows up in his face, leaving him bound to them both: Rachel and Lorelei, an angel and a succubus.
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Read the Warning Label!
- By C. Williams on 08-31-15
By: Elliott Kay
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- Ashley Miller
- 07-08-21
So glad Bill is back!!
If you love comedy and aren't easily offended, you should definitely check out the Tome of Bill universe!! Easily one of my favorite series and so glad he's back in Bill of the Dead!
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- Doug
- 03-17-20
Bill and the gang are back
So Bill and the gang are back, with a few new characters thrown into the mix to liven things up. This story picks up where the other left off. Plenty of action and humor, just like all the other Bills stories. This chapter of Bills adventures also introduces new aspects of fantasy. And at the end of the book, we are set up for the next thrilling Bill story.
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- James burrell jr
- 09-30-21
fun pop culture romp.
did I mention vampires werewolves a snarky blob fanboy and tow many innuendos? a fun read for the not serious minded. enjoy.
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- A Soles
- 02-11-20
Bill keeps getting better!
As always, Bill & Co. find themselves over their heads and facing new horrors. Full of humor and snark. Narration is top notch. Must read!
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- kyle
- 03-04-20
The funniest take on Vampires I’ve listened to
This book had me laughing out loud multiple times. The characters play well off each other and this book never lets up. Five stars all day and I’m impatiently awaiting the next one.
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- Shayne Carter-Murray
- 06-28-23
Bill would be unstoppable...
if hed ever shut up lol. im with Sally all the way!
for real tho another excellent entry in the series!
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- Jonathan
- 03-13-20
awesome
another win for the author and narrator of these books. I'm a transportation driver and these books are very entertaining and funny to listen to while driving. can not wait for the 3rd book in this new series. thanks so much.
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- Cʀɪssʏ
- 02-14-20
loved it
Another great bill book, always exciting when these come out. Can't wait for the next.
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- Clint M Niec
- 02-19-20
More Bill, more fun!
Another enjoyable installment in the Bill of the Dead series. More surprises and promise of further adventures. Great story, excellent performance. Keep ‘em coming!
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- David gump
- 05-30-20
another great listen
these books just keep getting better and better adding more to the mystery. i love glen, bark i mean meow. listen to the book then you'll get it.
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