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  • Get Me to the Church in Rhyme

  • Limericks About God, Faith, and the Church
  • By: Chuck Neighbors
  • Narrated by: Chuck Neighbors
  • Length: 15 mins
  • 5.0 out of 5 stars (3 ratings)

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Get Me to the Church in Rhyme

By: Chuck Neighbors
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Publisher's summary

They say “write what you know” and Chuck Neighbors knows a thing or two about churches. He has been in literally thousands of them in his 45-year career as a touring actor and storyteller. Chuck brings his experience and his love for wordplay together in this collection of limericks on God, faith, and the church. A limerick is a clever and fun way to share a short story and these short stories are sure to make you smile and, occasionally, groan.

The audiobook includes humorous, clean, and thought-provoking limericks on the Christian life. They are fun to listen to, quote, and share with others. This is a perfect gift for pastors, church leaders, and really anyone who as ever sat in a pew!

So,

"Get me to the church in rhyme.

Limericks to read and pass time.

On God, faith, and church,

With a smidge of research,

And if you should laugh, that’d be fine!"

"[S]o engaging and warm-hearted and downright funny. They’re close to being addictive - like those potato chips, there’s no way to read just one!" (Chris Fabry, author and host of Chris Fabry Live)

©2019 Chuck Neighbors (P)2019 Chuck Neighbors

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John Lithgow, author of Dumpty would be proud. I'm looking forward to a rhyme about the opposition; the Devil.

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So charming!!

So much fun!! There's nothing like a good limerick ... and Chuck Neighbors has written some wonderful ones that make you you laugh ... and think!!! His narration is engaging and warm -- I thoroughly enjoyed this little gem of poetry!!

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