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Grand Theft Astro

By: Scott Meyer
Narrated by: Elizabeth Evans
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About the Creator

Scott Meyer was born and raised in a farming community in Washington state. After an unsuccessful career in radio, a stint writing dialogue for video games, and a decade making a living as a stand-up comic, he found himself middle-aged, working as a ride operator at Walt Disney World.
In his spare time, he produced the successful web comic Basic Instructions. He slowly built a following of fans all over the world and published two comics collections with Dark Horse Comics. He wrote the novel Off to Be the Wizard, which has sold over a quarter million copies. He has written and released five more books in the Magic 2.0 series and four stand-alone novels, with a fifth coming out at a date to be announced.
Meyer lives in Arizona with his wife, their cats, and his most valued possession, a working air conditioner.

About the Performer

"She is strong, sharp, and achingly real." - Audiofile Magazine. Elizabeth Evans is an accomplished voice-over actress and award-winning audiobook narrator with over 200 recorded titles, including the international best-selling young adult series Throne of Glass by Sarah J. Maas and Six of Crows by Leigh Bardugo. In addition to her audiobook work, her voice can be heard in numerous commercial campaigns, video games, and animated projects. She is a recent graduate of NYU's Graduate Acting Program and received her MFA in Spring 2019.

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Might be good for the target listener.

Disclaimer: I only listened to 55% of the book. At this point, I'm calling it.

Grand Theft Astro by Scott Meyer receives three stars from me. It should also be noted--I'm not the target audience, so I feel my opinion carries less weight. Maybe those in the target or professionals with the target audience would be better.

The reader was Elizabeth Evans, and I found her reading to be solid. The tone that she had for the main character was annoying and conceited. I felt this fit the character perfectly. I

What I liked: there is adventure, there is mystery. These are all fine. However,
What I didn't like: Basically, the plot moves over several years but what seems like days to the main character. She's put in status. She's awakened when a job needs doing, which to her seems like the next day. She does the job, but doesn't work on as much her own issue, her own problem that has lead to the situation of being put in status. I feel that this is a flow in the narrative. Maybe, as the book progresses, this will happen, but at 55% of the book this should have already started.

The jobs she does all seem insurmountable, but she does them with ease. Maybe this is due to the target reader, but for me, I would have like to have had more difficulty in these tasks.

For me, this is like a bit of a TV show, where each Job is a new episode of the show, and the real problem is sort of ignored or barely mention. I felt that there was no character development either (which is kind of understandable in a real sense because each job is the next day to her, so how could she develop or change.) I'd like her to open up more, find someone to keep in her confidence, seek help to resolve her issues.

Recommended: if you are an adult who reads juvinile lit, and reads it from the perspective of an adult, this might not be for you. And maybe, we adults who try to read this way shouldn't read these books. I do try to read thinking of the target audience, but maybe I need to work not this more.

If you are an adult who reads from the perspective of the young folks---this might be a good read for you.

For the target audience, yeah, I think it might be good.

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fun romp thru the solar sys by a unique catburglar

this was a fun romp thru the solar system with a unique catburglar whose accoutrements and acquaintances made for a great story.

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Good fictional story

Loved it. Overall voice over was good, story was well written. Too bad it ended up short, wished there would be a second chapter for Beards story.

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Grand Theft Astro

The story was finely crafted and I thoroughly enjoyed it. The author’s depiction of what Mormons are like totally cracked me up. This story, although science fiction, rings as true today as I am sure it will for future generations.

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Out of this world

Great story and great narration.
Makes you envision everything going on
Would read again.

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lost a star for the ending

engaging, imaginative story throughout with likeable characters. easily worth a credit. however the ending left me wondering what the author had to do next. it did not detract from the story, but did not add to it at all.

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Great book great narrator

This a light and easy mystery that’s thoroughly enjoyable. I would definitely recommend to anyone that likes sci-fi or mystery.

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Not the usual level of excellence

I am a huge fan of the author’s other works. They are fun, compelling, and have quirky characters that are flawed in interesting ways. I had hoped for the same here. This book missed the mark.

The writing is fine. The story is fairly disjointed and both challenging to get invested in as well as having very little payoff for many sections of the content. The pacing was very slow to start and choppy afterwards. One might say that was the point, but I disagree and point to the pacing within the vignettes.

That’s my biggest complaint. This novel is a series of vignettes and would have worked better as a compilation of short stories.

If this is your first book by Mr. Meyer, Please read his other works. They are wonderful and fun.

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Fantastic!!!

I haven’t enjoyed a story this much in a long time. Scott Meyer has yet to disappoint with one of his tales. I hope there are more stories with this heroine(?) to come. I was totally immersed in her world, and sad to say goodbye!

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over all enjoyable

Narrator was entertaining overall, however she lacked distinct voices sometimes.

The story was entertaining and everything tied together well.

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