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Hell Hath No Fury Like a Vampire Scorned
- A Fiction-Comedy Novella
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 1 hr and 25 mins
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Hell Hath No Fury Like a Vampire Scorned
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Publisher's summary
In the realm of the extraordinary, where the supernatural collides with the mundane, there lies a world ripe for exploration. A world filled with laughs and gasps, love and heartbreak, the ordinary and the extraordinary. It is a world that is both familiar and unfamiliar, a world that exists in the intersection of reality and fantasy. Welcome to the world of "Ctrl + Alt + Delight: Debugging Love in the Supernatural Realm."
Our protagonist, Leonard, is a brilliant yet socially awkward computer programmer. His life revolves around the binary world of zeros and ones, a world that is as predictable as it is logical. But Leonard's predictable world is turned upside down when he ventures into the unpredictable realm of online dating. His quest for love leads him to an encounter that is as unexpected as it is surreal: he finds himself dating a vampire.
Leonard's journey is a rollercoaster ride of emotions, filled with hilarious misadventures and eye-opening revelations. It is a journey that tests his courage and resilience, a journey that forces him to step out of his comfort zone and face the extraordinary. From navigating the peculiarities of dating a vampire to warding off her wrath after a breakup, Leonard's story is a blend of science fiction and comedy, of horror and humor.
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