Holy Bible - Best God Damned Version - The Books of Moses
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The Founding Myth
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- By: Andrew L. Seidel, Susan Jacoby - Foreword
- Narrated by: Christopher Grove
- Length: 12 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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Do "In God We Trust", the Declaration of Independence, and other historical "evidence" prove that America was founded on Judeo-Christian principles? Are the Ten Commandments the basis for American law? A constitutional attorney dives into the debate about religion's role in America's founding.
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Just 2 Issues
- By VIPER G on 09-01-19
By: Andrew L. Seidel, and others
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What I Believe
- 3 Complete Essays on Religion
- By: Bertrand Russell
- Narrated by: Terrence Hardiman
- Length: 2 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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Remarkably relevant, beautifully written, and filled with wit and wisdom, these three essays by Bertrand Russell allow the listener to test the concepts of the good life, morality, the existence of God, Christianity, and human nature. "What I Believe" was used prominently in the 1940 New York court proceedings in which Russell was judicially declared "unfit" to teach philosophy at City College of New York. "Why I Am Not a Christian" concludes that churches throughout history have retarded progress and states that we should instead "look to our own efforts here below to make this world a fit place to live in." Finally, "A Free Man's Worship", perhaps the most famous single essay written by Russell, considers whether humans operate from free will.
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Excellent Logic
- By Charles on 03-23-04
By: Bertrand Russell
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I Don't Have Enough Faith to Be an Atheist
- By: Norman L. Geisler, Frank Turek, David Limbaugh - foreword
- Narrated by: Marcus Jackman
- Length: 14 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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To some, the concept of having faith in a higher power or a set of religious beliefs is nonsensical. Indeed, many view religion in general, and Christianity in particular, as unfounded and unreasonable. 6Norman Geisler and Frank Turek argue, however, that Christianity is not only more reasonable than all other belief systems, but is indeed more rational than unbelief itself. With conviction and clear thinking, Geisler and Turek guide listeners through some of the traditional, tested arguments for the existence of a creator God.
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Devastating
- By Joe Royal on 03-24-23
By: Norman L. Geisler, and others
What listeners say about Holy Bible - Best God Damned Version - The Books of Moses
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- Anonymous User
- 09-27-24
So good
This is simply hilarious. In the “it’s funny because it’s true” sense. I’m so glad I found this
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- Germain Jilly
- 02-27-24
Gang Rape, Slavery, & Yahweh
This is exactly what I was looking for! Thank Yahweh for this author’s God-given satirical excellence! Any serious student of Christianity, Jewishism, Muslimist, Occultist, Magickian, NEEDS TO HEAR THIS!
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- M. R. Mosall
- 04-04-24
We Get the Point
Yes, the bible is full of dumb things. 150 year old people, fathers killing sons and daughters, and bushes that are talking fire hazards, just to name a few. The book is way too long and repetitive for the topic. At somewhere around 4 or 5 hours, I stopped listening. Just could not bear another 5 hours of the same routine. The author makes his point very early on. I agree with him but do not need to keep hearing the same message over and over.
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