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How to Enslave the Planet

By: Brian M. F. Burch
Narrated by: Nathan Reitz
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How to enslave the planet. Literally.

So, you've decided to enslave planet Earth! Good for you! One would be hard pressed to imagine a higher goal to set, so already you should be proud of taking on such an ambitious project.

Enslaving the planet is no simple task, especially in the modern era. The 7.6 billion people on the planet, internet, tanks, firearms, nukes, and all these "freedom-loving" individuals are hurdles you will have to jump in your journey to enslave the planet.

No, it won't be easy, but it won't be impossible, either. Follow the guidance in this book and master the principles herein, and you will be well on your way to enslaving every single one of us!

©2019 Brian J. Burch (P)2020 Brian J. Burch

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